“A Man Who Is Behind Cigarette, Drugs, Alcohol.

Golden Words:
“A Man Who Is Behind Cigarette, Drugs, Alcohol,
Is More Safe Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl..” 



Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha email ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora


Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

Hindi Shayari

* Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno


* Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.

* Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

* Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

* Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"

* Hamne mana aapme hogi sabra ki takat hamse jyada,
Dekh lo lekin utri hogi aapki surat hamse jyada.

* Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yeki aaya,
Samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se.

* Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh,
Aur yebhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta n ho.

* Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai,
Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai.

* Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir,
Jo nikalta hai khushi ki intaha per.

* Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya,
Jisma jalkar khak aakho se raya n gaya.

* Aab es hadd pe laya hai intazaar muzhe,
Woh aa bhi jaye to aaye na yaki muzhe.

* Ek diya jo sare rah jalane nikle,
Aandhya bankar kai log buzane nikle.

* Kamse kam maut se aisi mujhe ummid nahi,
Jindgi tune to diya dhoke pe dhoka

* Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabara khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!

* Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

* Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

* Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.

* Na jane ashk se aakho me kyo hai aaye hue,
Gujar gaya hai jamana tuzhe bhula ye huye.

* Jo hamse tum n mile to kuch hum mar na gaye,
Kahne ko bat rehe gayi aur din gujar gaye.

* Dil woh nagar nahi ki phir aabad ho sake,
Pachtawoge suno ye basti ujad ke.

* Janaje ko woh mere rukwa ke bole,
ye launtenge kab tak, kaha ja rahe ho.

* Koi aahat koi aawaz koi chah nahi,
Dil ki galiya badi sunsan hai aaye koi.

* Khushi se aag laga o es muhalle me,
Mera makan hi nahi tumhara ghar bhi hai.

* Pahle to khushi me bhi nikal aate the aasu,
Aab ranj bhi hota hai to rona nahi aata.

* Kata samaz kar hamse n daman bacha e ye,
Gujri hui bahar ki ek yadgar hu.

* Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki,
Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

* Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

*

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
*

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.
*

Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
*

Tum pucho aur hum na bata ye aise to halat nahi,
Bas jara sa dil tuta hai aur koi bat nahi.
*

Mai akela hi chala tha janibemanzil ki taraf,
Log aate gaye aur karwa banta gaya.
* Kya hamari daur ke kuch pine wale uth gaye,
Aaj khali kyo lag rahe hai paimane kai.

* Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....

*

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.


Love Select Me
Teri LOVELY EYES ne
mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai
ki meene sabko REJECT karke
tujko SELECT kiya hai

SELECT kiye maine pyar se
Dil nahi thodna mera inkar se
Submitted by S Agre, Indonesia


PC Ka Judna
Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
Do PC judte judte, Hang kar gaye.

yadon mein kabhee aap bhi khoyae hongae,
khulee ankon se kabhee aap bhi soyae hongae,
mana hasna hai aadath gum chupanae ki,
par haste-haste kabhee aap bhi royae hongae!!!

dard kafi hai bekudhe ke liye,
maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
kaun marta hai kisi ke liyae
hum to zinda hai sirf aap jaise dumbo ke liye!!

faslae mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhnaa
dosti ka yeh ristha humesha yun hi barkaraar rakhna
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum
anakho mein humesha humara intezaar rakhna!!

ek pathar kafi hai sisha thodnae ke liye
ek baath kafi hai dil thodnae ke liye
aur ek dost kafi hai zindagi jee lene ke liye!!

kuch nasha apki baton ka hai,
kuch nasha dheemi barsat ka hai,
hamne aap yunhi sharabi math kahiyae
yeh dil par asar apkae mulaqat ka hai!!

jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
manant mein kabhi qayamath nahi hoti,
dil bhi sochkar lagana ae dost
ishq ki quaid mein kabhi jannath nahi hoti!!

jab bhi tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,
tab tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga
gum ye nahi hai ki woh bhool gayae humko
gum yeh hai ki ro ro ke bhulaya hoga!!

yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,
dost tere jaise khonae na dengae
sharafat se contact me rehnaa
varna kaan ke nichae do kheench ke denge!!

ulfat ka akher yahi dastur hota hai,
jisae chaho woh hi apnae se dur hota hai,
dil tut kar bhi bikartha hai is kedar,
jaise koyee kaanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai!!

dil todna humari adat nahi,
dil hum kisika dukhate nahi
bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe
dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi!!

umar ki raah me insaan badal jathe hai
waqt ki aandhi main tufaan badal jathe hai
soctha hoon tumhe pareshan na karu
lekin baad mein iradha badal jatha hai!!

usko chaha bhi tho izhaar karna na aaya,
kat gayi umar saari humein pyar karna na aaya
usnae manga bhi agar kuch tho jindagi mangi
aur humne inkaar bhi karnae na aaya!!

gum mein hasane walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jatha
lehron se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jatha
honewale ho jate hai kudh hi dil se apnae
kisi ko kehkar apna banya nahi jatha!!

unhe adath hai zakhm dene ki,
apni to fitrath hai gum chupane ki,
ab tho adath si pad gayi hai ansu pe jaane ki
kya haseen saza di hai zalim se dil lagane ki!!

jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
tumse bat kare tho i keep trying
jab thu door jaye i fell like crying
are ithna tension math le i was joshing

unhe yeh shikwa hogee ki hum unhe yaad karthae hi nahi,
par kambakath unhe yeh kaun samjhayae ki hum unhe yaad
kaisae karen jinhe bhula sakthe hi nahi.!!

Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.

Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,
Auro ko to thik ham ko bhi tabah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bevafai ko,
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya.

main jaanta hoon kee yeh khawaab zhuthe hain aur,
yeh kusheeyaan adhuree hai,
magar zindaa rahane ke leeye mere dost,
kuchch galatphamiyan zaruree hain.

bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi
aur phool khilne se pehle hi
..........................................bakri kha gayi.

ZINDAGI KISI KI MOHTAJ NAHI HOTI
DOSTI SIRF JAZBAAT NAHI HOTI
KUCH TO KHAYAL AAYA HOGA KHUDA KO, VARNA
YUNHI APAKI HUM SE MULAKAT NA HOTI.

HAR KALI TUMSE KHUSBU UDHAR MANGE,
AFTAB TUJSE NUR UDHAR MANGE,
RAB KARE TU DOSTI AISE NIBHAYE,
KI LOG MUJSE TERI DOSTI UDHAR MANGE

YAAD KARTA HAIN AAPKO TANHAI MEIN
DIL DOOBA HAIN GAMO KI GEHRAI MEIN,
HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN,
HUM TO MILLENGE AAPKO AAPKI PARCHHAI MEIN

CHAHANE SE KOI CHIZ APANI NAHI HOTI
HAR MUSKAN KHUSHI NAHI HOTI,
KEHNA TO CHHAHTE HAIN BAHOT KUCH, MAGAR
KABHI ALFAZ TO KABHI ZUBAN SATH NAHI HOTI

Cell Phone Ki Waja Say Brain

• Importnce of THUMB
  .
  Child use it as feeder
  .
  Illiterate people,
  4 stamp
  .
  Winners
  4 victory
  &
  My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs
  Na g na hun hath na chuko.

• WARNING..!
  Cell Phone  ke waja say Brain Cancer ho sakta hay
  But
  How Lucky u r.?
  No Brain
  No Tension…..

• Kitna Hai Groor Tujhy Apny is Hussan Py”Dost”
  Meri Nazr Se Dekh Khud ko
  Steel Di Tooti Warga Mun Ae Tera. 

Girl To Boy Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu 

• Khatarnak insult..
  GiRL to boy-
  main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
  Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu..
  .
  Boy- toh.??
  .
  .
  Band tha kya .

• Boy:
  Agr tum meri na hui to me tumhe
  kisi ka b nai hony donga!
  Girl.:
  Or agr tumhari hogai to kia sabki hony do gy?
  Oh Shit:
  Saali Sprite P k aai hai kya!

Aap K Number Say Bi Msg Aa Geya

• Aik Din Aisa Hadsa Huwa K..
  .
  Kiya Bataon
  .
  ALLAH Muaf Karye
  .
  Toba Toba
  .
  .
  K
  ”Aap K Number Say Bi Msg Aa Geya”
  Dasso!
  Qayamat Diyan
  Nishaniyan…

• Judge:
  Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal 3 Din Q Chori ki?
  Sardar:
  ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K liye Suit Chori Kiya,
  Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change Krny Gaya Tha.

Girl Tum Ladke Sab Ek Jaise Kiun

Very Cute Insult :
Girl Tum Ladke Sab ek Jaise kiun HoTe Ho?
.
.
.
Very nice reply by boy.
”’TuM SaB Ko kiun Try KarTi Ho”.

Phoolon Wali Brazier Nazar Aa Rahi

Super bisti.
Larki:
Mera bag 2500, sandal 2200 or Suit 3000 K hain.
Larka:
Bas Karo Phele dupatta sahi Karlo 90 rupay ki Phoolon
Wali brazier Nazar aa rahi hai.

Kal Raat Kutta Bhonk Raha Tha 

Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha,
+
“FARAZ”
Wao0o0o
Wao0o
Wao00o
Wao0o0o
Wao0o
Wao0o
Wao0o
Wao0o
+
Haan Haan bilkul Aise hi.
+
(‘.’)>
/) )
_//_ tu tha kya?

Kabhi To Humari Gali Aao

Kabhi to humari gali aao
thora sa sharmao muskurao
Apni ankho se zulfen uthao
humare ghar ki bell bajao
Aur
awaz lagao
“Kachra laao
“kachra laao….
(“.)
) (:_____________:
_/ _ (()—–(()
Oye jaldi laa time nahi hai.

Colgate Se Daant Saaf Karain

colgate se daant saaf karain
“pepsodent” se mazboot karain
”closeup” se fresh karain
or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae..
“HARPIC” use karain
Q k “HARPIC” de 5 gunah ziada bethar saafai.

Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak Ho 

Agr Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak ho jae
Ghar Mei
Farishty Aen,
Ghar Mei
Barkat Ho,
Ghar Se
Preshani Khatam ho jae,
To?
Plz Aap Ghar Se Nikal Jaen

Ghalib Ko Apni Mehboba Se

Prfsor:
Zindgi bhar Ghalib ki arzo rahi k us
ki mehbooba khaseen zulfon se sharab
k katray tapken or wo use halaq men utar le.
Boy:
sir agr us k baalon men jouwen hon to
Ghalib wo b halaq men utar lety…???
prfsor:
Ghalib ko apni mehboba se
ye arzoo thi apki mehboba se nahi..

Ultimate Insult Girl To a Boy

Ultimate insult:
girl to a boy :
“You Are Like A COIN”
boy:
“Awwww, Valuable .. ?”
girl:
“No, Two Faced”
“Thipy de mu wala”.

Boht Bari Galti Ho Gai

Oooh!
Shit!!
Aray Ye kia Ho Gaya Mujh se
Aisa Nahn Hona chahie Tha
Boht Bari Galti Ho Gai.
.
.
Uff ALLAH!,,
.
.
Itne Busy Insan Ko Msg Send Ho Gaya.

Ay Phool Apni Khushbo

Ay phool apni khushbo mere
Dost ko de dena…
Sardiyoon k mosam main woh nahaya nahi
Krta.

Film Me Kam Karoge

Hello Dost!
Film Me Kam Karoge?
Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamray Me Le Jaigi phir,
.
.
.
.
Apko Goli Mar Degi,
Film Ka Naam Hai,
Kanjar di Mout.!

Apna Face Mobile ki Screen k Samnay

Thora sa apna face mobile ki screen k samnay karo!
.
Thora sa or..
Thora lft se or.
Bs bs thek hy
Hilna nai.
Laakkkkkhh di Lannat..
Kabi sms b kr dya kro.

 

Ur Behaviour is Realy Hurting Me 

Mujse kya ghalti ho gayi he janab?.
Y r u avoiding me? Atleast week mai 1 dafa to yad krlia kro.
Ur behaviour is realy hurting me
.
.
.
.
.
Fqat Apka
Tooth Brush.
good morning  

Aap Jese Log Sardiyon Me

Aap jese log sardiyon me kese nahate hain?
?
?
?
Sheeshe k samne khare hote hain,
phir sheeshe pe pani phenk k kehte hain.
Oye mar gaye enna thanda pani.

I Like 3 Things in My Life

I like 3 things in my life:
1) Biryani
2) Sprite
3) You
Reason:
Biryani for eating,
Sprite for drinking,
And you
.
.
Sonyo bartan kon dhoyega

Aye Dost Teri Taaleem

Aye Dost!
Teri Taaleem,
Degres,
&
Likhna / Perhna,
Kis Kaam Ka?
Mobile To Tu Ab Bhi ‘Angoothay’ Hi Se Use Karta Hai.
Angootha Chhap.

Cartoon Network

DIL:
se Ap Ka Khyaal Jata Nahi,
Ap k Sawa kuch Yad Ata Nahi,
Hasrat hy k Ap Ko Roz Dekhen,
“”Leken”"
Hmare
T.V pr Cartoon Network ata Nahi

 

I Like Your Teeth

girl:
I like ur ‘teeth’.
boy:
Oh really, why?
girl:
Becoz yellow is my favorite color.
(_”)
<||
_/ .. inni bizti.  

 

 

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A Crush Is Lik A Cigrete…

A Crush Is Lik A Cigrete…
Starts Off Wid A Spark,
Appears 2 Burn
Brightly Durng D Middle,
But Finaly Ends In Ashes.
But Who Cares
V R All Chain Smokers..

Adult jokes 3

 Sardar in foreign country mein
Sardar ko foreign country mein ghumte hue shushu (urine) aay gaya.
Sardar sadak ke kinare khada hoken moot (urine) raha tha, to ek foreigner ne aaker poocha,

"tumahre yaha police nahi pakadta"

Sardar bola -- Nahi hame to khud se hi pakadna padta hia.

Aakhen teri ho magar
Aakhen teri ho magar aasun mere ho,
dil tera ho magar dharkan meri ho,
Khuda kare harami dosti itni gahri ho,
Ki baap tu bane magar mehnat meri ho.


Chemistry ki class   
Chemistry ki class chal raha tha. Professor ne ek ladki se pucha- What is nitrates?

Ladki ne sharmate hue jawab diya, my night rates are higher then day rates. But I will give you discount, will charge same as day rate.


How did u got a new car  
Banta:how did u got a new car?
Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth &
and said: take what do u want & i took car
banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.


Film Maachis  
Film 'Maachis' being screened in a theatre and the song 'Chunni le ke soti thi kamaal lagti thi...' being played.

Suddenly a man shouted from the front stall, "Abe sirf chunni le ke soti thi to kamaal hi lagegi na..."


Husband asking his wife in bed    
Husband asking his wife in bed : Thoda uper, Ab left, Itna nahi thoda right hoke piche.

Wife : You are fucking me or parking me?



Ganguly to his wife
Ganguly to his wife during sex- PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.

Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!! Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!


What is the time    
Women(2 sardar):What is the time?

Sardar replied d answer n was slapped.

Why?

He answered bra pantees(12:35).



New Budget for all Ladies    
New Budget for all Ladies;
All ladies will be taxed according to bra sizes,
40-42 : Burden Tax.
38-40 : Wealth Tax.
34-36 : Entertainment Tax.
32-34 : Excitement Tax.
26-30 : Development Tax.
I have heard the Tax department is now working on cup sizes.


Ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb hain  
Ye ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb cheez hoti hain....
kuchh kaho to muh jula deti hai,
kuchh karo to pet fula deti hain!


When a lady tells you that...   
When a lady tells you that you are
Great,
Attractive,
Articulate,
Nice,
Dynamic,
Understanding ....means G.A.A.N.D.U.

and when she says You are...
Charming,
Handsome,
Optimistic,
Dashing,
Unbelievable, means you know what..


JAYA ki udasi   
Sholey movie mein JAYA udas - udas kyo rehti thi?
Kyonki...THAKUR ke dono haath nahi the aur JAYA
ko hi THAKUR ki GAAND dhoni pad ti thi.

Doctor and nasbandi petient
Doctor ko nasbandi k patient k peeche bhagte dekh puchha - Kya hua?

Doctor : 4 bar se saala nasbandi ki baat karke kewal baal saaf karva kar bhaag jata hai.....


Six inches long   
Q. What is six inches long that every women loves???

A. Hundred rupee note.

Na chahat hai sitaron ki   
Na chahat hai sitaron ki,
na tamanna hai nazaaron ki,
aap jaisa ek dost mil jaaye,
maa chod denge saaro ki!


Din me karoge to  
Din me karoge to sust rahoge,
Raat me karoge to chust rahoge
Karte rahoge to tandurast rahoge,
kya? U dirty mind,
I mean SMS Yaar.....


Uske hoto pe jo RASS hai    
Uske hoto pe jo RASS hai,
SOM RASS hai,
seene pe jo AAM hai,
wahi CHAR DHAAM hai,
neeche jo VAN hai,
wo VRINDAVAN hai,
wan mai jo DWAR hai,
wohi HARIDWAR hai,
samjhe jai shree krishan.

Narad muni ka Krodh   
Narad muni ko ek nari par aya krodh,
tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
aur dia use pakad kar chod,
nari boli narad madarchod,
kya chod diya bina nirodh.

Adult jokes 2

Itna Bada
Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.


Girl & Tea    
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur
Raat bhar sone na de.


Saas Bahu  
Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi.

Lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?

Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!


No Aids 
Na hum aids se darte hain,
Na hi condum se karte hain,
Hum to duniya se darte hain,
Is liye haath se keraty hain.


Average  
Son saw a parents having sex "dad whats up?
DAD: Tere maa me petrol bhar raha hoon.
Son: Mom ki average check karien, din me uncle bhi tank full kar ke gaye hain"


Romantic Husband    
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.

Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusenge?



Watching Adult Movies
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?

Guess?

Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TO NAHI RAHA HAI.


TV Ads 
For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago


Taqdeer  
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.


Heroine Ki Shaadi  
Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
Pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
Heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.

Nice Chest    
Ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
Dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
Pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi meri biwi ki dekh"


Scientifically Proven Research    
It is scientifically proven that k bachpan mein gand maraane wale log seedhe hath mein mobile pakarte hain.
Don't change ur now its too late.


Saari Utari
Pehle usne utari saari.
Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.
Phir diya blouse utar.
Zyada khush mat ho yaar.
Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar.


Billi Ke Bachche   
Teacher: Bachchon kya bata sakte ho ki billi (cat) k itne sare bachche kyon hote hain?
Student: Miss aap bhi bahar nangi ghumaien to aap ke bhi itne sare bachche honge.

Darpok Biwi
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Achcha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub me bhi security guard ke sath baithi thi.
 
Gili Pitch
Santa sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pitch gili hai jaldi out ho jaunga.

Wife boli apko to out hone ka bahana chaiye kal isi pitch pe Banta ne shatak lagaya tha.
 
Santa's First Night   
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?

Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
 
Mere Bachche?  
Husband & wife talak ke baad.

Husband: Bachche mere hain.

Lady: Wah ji wah! Bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera!



New Bra
Wife boght a new transparent Bra,
Wor It in front of husbnd.

Husbnd: Isme Tum Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho,
Wife: Hmm..Pata Hai! Salesman B yahi keh rah tha.


BOYS aur GIRLS    Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the

GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge"...

BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao"

3 women in Gym  
3 women in Gym

A man runs Naked covering his face, looking between his LEGS

I women: He is not my husband

II woman: He is definitely not ur husband

III woman: He is not even a member of the GYM!

Aaj pitch gili hai  
Sanata sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pitch gili hai jaldi out ho jaunga.

Wife boli apko to out hone ka bahana chaiye kal isi pitch pe Banta ne shatak lagaya tha


Moov cream and dick
Similarity between moov cream and dick,

Andar tak jaye,
Garmahat laye,
Aaram dilaye,
Aaahhh se,
Aaahhhhhhh tak!

Bra mein Haath   
Wife: Peechay betha hua shakhs meri bra main haath daal raha hai.

Santa: oye chup kar! us ko kia pata ke purse mere paas hai.







Bihari Babu  
Bihari Babu: Arre O Doctarwa,Kaisa Nasbandi Kiye Ho Hamaar?

Biwi Phir Se Maa Ban ne Wali Ha!

Doc: Hum Nasbandi Tohar Kiya Hoon Pura Gaon ka Nahi!


Aadmi aur Bandar    
Q: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar?

A: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai,
Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!


Bipasha got tired of sex   
Q: What did Bipasha Basu say when she got tired of sex?

A: JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar


Suhag Raat   
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?

Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?

Burning Love  
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?

A: It's when at night u reach out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.

Meaning of Mangalsutra
Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?

Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.


Ghar ki bahu   
Ghar ki bahu paraye mard ke saath so rahi thi saas ko pata chala lekin kuch nahi boli.

Malum hai kui?

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Kuiki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi..


Puttar Hua  
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!"

Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai, meri ungli chod"


Who r u ???  A foreigner asks a Hinjra in Delhi are U PROSTITUTE??

HINJRA: No I m SUBSTITUTE


Girl goes 2 Dr with mom 
Girl goes 2 Dr with mom
Girl-Medical checkup krana hai
Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao... Girl-mera nahi mummy ka!
Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye.


A little girl asked a Call Girl   
A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty you have bungalow, cars, cash balance..

What is ur business!

Call Girl: Bas ek Chota sa "Hole Sale" ka business hai.

Complete the sentence

_____LAND_____ BHAARI CHOOT


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tumhari soch gandi hai.


Ans: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI CHOOT
Transparent Bra     Transparent Bra
Wife boght a new transparent Bra,
Wor It in front of husbnd.

Husbnd: Isme Tum Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho,
Wife: Hmm..Pata Hai! Salesman B yahi keh rah tha


Shukar hai ki ...
Shukar hai ki aapke hath aasmaan tak nahi pahunch paate...

Varna sitare kya chij hai aap to pariyo ki gand mein bhi ungali dal aate.


Girls returning from movie   
Two girls returning from movie

1st: mere rupaye chori ho gaye!
2nd: tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise?
1st: muje kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.

SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATA  
BOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATA HAI...FIR LADKE SE HI PAISE Q

CALL GIRL... BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMONG PAR NAHI.

DIFFERENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE
DIFFERENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,

AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT,

AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT,

AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT,

AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT,

AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT... 


Ladka pasand aaya kya
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.

Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.

Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.


Ehasaaaaaaaan Kureshiiiiiiiiii   
Ehasaaaaaaaan Kureshiiiiiiiiii ki latest kavita :

Roz college aati hooooooooooo
Dupatte se kya chupati hooooooooooo
Hum kya mar gaye hai janammmmmmmmmmmmm
jo kitabon se dabati hoooooooooooo


Saddest part of Sholay   
What is the saddest part of hindi film sholay????

Ek to thakur ki biwi hi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske hath bhi kaat diye.... 


Prostitute on KBC hot seat    
On KBC, a prostitute was on the hot seat.

Amitabh: Madam aapko hamare show me sabse acchhi cheez kya lagti hai?

Prostitute gets EXCITED, lifts her skirt and says,

"FASTEST FINGER FIRST"
Kya kaam karte ho     Kya kaam karte ho
Q. Beta kya kaam karte ho?

Ans. Ji samaj seva karta Hoon.

Matlab!

Gire huve ko uthata hoon, Bichade huve ko Milata hoon

Kaise?

Bra banata hoon.


Suhag raat ke baad   
Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife se pucha ki kal rat ko kya mahsus kiya to wife ne kaha 5% sharam, 5% dard aur 90% purani yadey...

Adult Jokes

Reducing Weight
1 ladki ne weighing machine mein coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke main dalunga!!!


Dosti Ka Gift    
Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.


Bra Ad in Punjabi   
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...

Angrez Learning Hindi    
Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

Jaan Bach Gayi    
My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.

Nanga Aadmi aur Haathi    
Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye.
Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha, "Tum itni chiti si chiz (thing) se saans kaise lete ho.

 
Kab se Pyar Karte Ho
Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..


Apni Shaadi    
1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna


3 Chor    
Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.


Best Quote
Quote of the millenium:- "Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones.


AITBAAR  
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.


Hairan ya Pareshan   
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erected hai!








Police to Mujrim
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....


Aurat ke haath me 
Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.


Prayer  
SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.


Sar pe time bomb   
Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??

Sar??

bomb??

abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“
haa naaa......


On the first night
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"


Sardar to Tapori Boys   
Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."

Jab main peeta thha

Jab main peeta thha,
To usne chhuda di apni kasam de kar,
Jab maine chhodi, to yaaron ne pila di uski kasam de kar!!!


Bottle chupa dena kafan me    
Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere,
Shamshan me baith kar piya karuga.
Khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse,
Ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.


Pilaana farz tha to    
Pilaana farz tha to kuch bhi pila diya hota,
Sharaab kam thi to paani mila diya hota.
Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha,
To muskura kar sar hi hila diya hota.


Saaki se kah do ki    
Saaki se kah do ki may me ab woh baat na rahi,
Jab se nigaahon se pee hai botal ki yaad na rahi,
Behosh kaun karta hai yeh to waqt hi batayega,
Par jaam me ab unki nigaaho si kaaynaat na rahi.


Raat gumsum hai magar    
Raat gumsum hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi.
Aisa duba teri aakhon ki gehrai main,
Haath mein jaam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi.


Jaam se jaam    
Jaam se jaam aaj tu takra le,
Ankhon se chalki hai hoton se laga le.





Khareeda jaa nahin sakta
Khareeda jaa nahin sakta hai saaqi zarf rindon ka,
Bahut sheeshe pighalte hain to ek paimana banta hai.



Peeta Hoon
Nazaron se nazaaron ke jaam peeta hoon,
Jab aaye mehfil me tera naam, peeta hoon.

Har din na peeta yahaan main yaaron,
Bas jab-jab dhalti ye shaam, peeta hoon.

Saans lene ke siwa na koi kaam mujhe,
Bas jab-jab hota koi kaam, peeta hoon.

Tune jo humare dil se ki hai itni bewafaai,
To khud se uska le-le inteqam, peeta hoon.

Lagataar na kabhi peeta hai ghayal,
Har do lamha kar aaraam, peeta hoon.

Bina tere ab kaise jiyega ye ghayal,
So apni maut ka kar intezaam, peeta hoon


Jaam se kabhi    
Jaam se kabhi itni nafrat naa karo,
Ki peena chaho to kabhi pee na sako.
Kisi ko bhi itna pyar na karo,
Ki bichad kar jeena chaho to jee na sako.


Mohabbat yahan bikhti hai    
Mohabbat yahan bikhti hai aur ishq neelaam hota hai,
Bharose ka katal yahan khule aam hota hai.
Zamane se thokar milli to chale hum maikhane mein,
Aur wahi zamana hame sharabi sare aam kehta hai.

Hamari kahani sun    
Hamari kahani sun saki ki bhi aankhon main aansoo aa jate hain,
Saare maikhane ki sharab peekar bhi hum nashe main nahi aate hain,
Kya karein saki ab to itni jyada peene lage hain,
Kay hum maikhane main bhi darwaje se lauta diye jate hain.

Nazar saaki par hain
Nazar saaki par hain aur lab paimaane par,
Dil hamara hai aaj fir kisi ke nishaane par.
Woh khaali pyala liye lete hain kabar main apni,
Kehte hain sharab milaegi jannat kay aane par. 



Sham thi wo kaatil, jo uski yaaden le aai ,
They hum tanha, hame mahkhane le aaye,
Saaki ne to aur bhi zulm dhaya hum par,
Ke chchalak gaya paimana, aisi aankhon se pilayi.

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Pee ke raat ko    
Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage,
Sharab mein gham ko milane lage,
Daru bhi bewafa nikali yaron,
Nashe mein to woh aur bhi yaad aane lage.


Aashikon ko mohabbat ke alava    
Aashikon ko mohabbat ke alava agar kuchh kaam hota,
Toh maikhane jake har roz yun badnam na hota,

Mil jaati chahne wali usse bhi kahin raah mein koi,
Agar kadmon mein nasha aur hath mein jaam na hota.


Aisi kiran hoon    
Aisi kiran hoon, jise suraj ne kabhi apna nahin samjha,
Aisi khusbu hoon, jise phoolon ne apna nahin samjha.
Aisi dhadkan hoon, jise dil ne kabhi apna na samjha,
Lekin khushnaseeb hoon, jo is sharabi ko maikhane ne apna samjha.


Madhhosh hum hardam    
Madhhosh hum hardam raha karte hain,
Aur ilzaam sharaab ko diya karte hain.
Kasoor sharaab ka nahi unka hai yaron,
Jinka chehra hum har jaam mein talaash kiya karte hain.


Ishq-a-bewafai ne daal di hai aadat    
Ishq-a-bewafai ne daal di hai aadat buri,
Main bhi sharif hua karta tha is zamane mein,
Pehle din shuru karta tha masjid mein namaaz se,
Ab dhalti hai shaam sharab ke sath mehkhane mein.


Pine de aur mujhe    
Pine de aur mujhe ki hosh abhi baki hai,
Tere yaadon ka ek lamha abhi baki hai,
Jana hai ladkhadate hue maihkhane se mujhko,
Pine de thodi, saanson mein jaan bhi baaki hain.

   
Jaam mein afsane
Jaam mein afsane dhoondhte hain hum log,
Lamhon mein zamaane dhoondhte hain hum log,
Tu zeher de de sharab keh kar saqi,
Ab to marne ke bahane dhoondhte hain hum log.

Sharabi ilzaam sharaab ko deta hai    
Sharabi ilzaam sharaab ko deta hai,
Aashiq bhi ilzaam shabaab ko deta hai.
Koi nahi karta, kabool apni bhool,
Kantaa bhi ilzaam gulaab ko deta hai.


Doosron ke liye kharaab hi sahi    
Doosron ke liye kharaab hi sahi,
Hamare liye to zindagi ban jati hai.
Sau ghamon ko nichodne ke bad hi,
Ek katra shaarab ban jati hai.


Saqii aur pila ki...    
Saqii aur pila ki pilane ki raat hai,
Pee-pee ke aaj hosh main na aane ki raat hai.
La aaj shaarab mein mujhko dubo de,
Maine suna hai aaj pyaas bujhane ki raat hai.

Aankhon se dil ke fasane nikale    
Aankhon se dil ke fasane nikale,
Maikhane se sharaab ke deewane nikle.
Jo dil ka haal samajh na paya,
Kyon usko hum zakhm dikhane nikle.


Zindagi hai jeene ki liye    
Zindagi hai jeene ki liye to jiya kyun naa jaaye,
Uski bewafai ne diya mauka to piya kyun naa jaaye.


   
Dil mein ek dard liye
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.


Hothon pe aaj unka naam aa gaya    
Hothon pe aaj unka naam aa gaya,
Pyase ke hath mein aaj jaam aa gaya.
Dole kadam to gire unki bahon main ja ke,
Aaj to peena bhi hamare kaam aa gaya.


Botal main sharab    
Botal main sharab, sharab main uski tasveer nazar aati hai,
Nahi peeta to nasha chala jata hai, peeta hoon to uski tasveer chali jati hai.


Ummeed nahi hai phir bhi    
Ummeed nahi hai phir bhi jiye ja raha hoon,
Khali hai botal phir bhi piye ja raha hoon,
Pata nahi woh milenge ya nahi,
Izhar-e-mohabaat ke liye piye ja raha hoon.


Kuchh chehre lajawab lagte hain    
Kuchh chehre lajawab lagte hain,
Mahobbat ke lamhe sharaab lagte hain,
Dard itne sahe mohabbat mein maine,
Ki ab hosh ke pal kharab lagte hain.


Tumko mohabbat ki sachchai    
Tumko mohabbat ki sachchai maar dalegi,
Unko to mohabbat ki gehraai maar dalegi,
Kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega yaron,
Unki judaai main hame sharab maar dalegi.

Yaadon se salaam
Waqt ke haath thaam leta hoon,
Zindege tham jaati hai pal bhar ke liye,
Jab mein hathon mein sharab-a-jaam leta hoon.


Yeh dil sharabi hai    
Yeh dil sharabi hai,
Har kadam par machal jata hai,
Tum gar chhod ke jao to bhi gham nahin,
Yeh roz naye maikhane se dil behlata hai.


Nasha-e-gham mein    
Nasha-e-gham mein shayari,
Likhne ka alag sa maza aata hai,
Main nahin dalta ras shayari mein,
Ye to sharab ke sang aa jata hai.


Dard-e-gham itna mila ki    
Dard-e-gham itna mila ki ghabra ke pee gaye,
Thodi si khushi mili to mila ke pee gaye,
Yun to na thi pahle se pine ki aadat lekin,
Bewafaa kii bewafaai ko bhula ke pee gaye.

Kutch peete hain    
Kutch peete hain nasha chadaane ke liye,
Kutch peete hain gham bhulaane ke liye.
Jaane kyun duniya kehti hai sharab ko bura,
Sharabi to peeta hai muskuraane ke liye.

Bewafai ki jab usne di dhamki mujhe    
Bewafai ki jab usne di dhamki mujhe,
Keh diya maine ki dekha jaayega.
Pee lee hai do ghoont sakhi maine,
Maikade se kaun pyaasa jaayega.


Sharabi bankar
Sharabi bankar khush ho leta hoon,
Har jaam se dard bhar leta hoon,
Ek bewafa ka nasha to mujhe har pal rehta hai,
Is sharab se thoda hosh sambhal leta hoon,
Kaho saqi se muje aur peene de,
Yaron thoda apne liye bhi jee leta hoon.

Chaaron taraf tanhaai ka    
Chaaron taraf tanhaai ka saya hai,
Zindagii mein pyaar kisne paya hai,
Hum yaadon mein jhoomte hain unki,
Aur zamana kehta hai aaj phir peekar aaya hai.

Devdas ko paaro ne    
Devdas ko paaro ne nakam kar diya,
Sharabi ko sharab ne badnam kar diya,
Mohabbat ho ya sharab, dono ka asar dekh lo,
Devdas aur sharabi ka, eksa anjaam kar diya...


Maikhane saje the    
Maikhane saje the, Jam ka tha daur,
Jam me kya tha ye kisne kiya tha gaur,
Jam me gham tha mere armanon ka,
Aur sab kahe rahe the ek Aur, ek Aur..

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Itna Sa Kaam    
Saqii bus itna sa kaam kar,
Ye sare ilzaam mere naam-kar.
Ek-do paimane se mera kya hoga,
Karna hai to sara maikhana mere naam-kar.


Jhutha jhutha sabkuch jhutha    
Jhutha jhutha sabkuch jhutha.
Sacchi magar sharab hai.
Pite sabi hain dunia me fir kehte kyon kharab hai.
Yari jhuthi yaar bhi jhutha.
Jhutha toh dildar bhi jhutha.
Husn bhi jhutha ishq bhi jhutha.
Jhuthi kasme wada jhutha.
Payal jhuthi kangna jhutha.
Khushiya jhuthi gam bhi jhutha.
Lehre jhuthi sagar jhutha.
Kashti jhuthi majhi jhutha.
Hosh aaya to pina jhutha.
Pi ke hosh me aana jhutha.

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Gham is kadar mila ki
Gham is kadar mila ki ghabra ke pee gaye,
Khushi thodi si mili to mila ke pee gaye,
Yun to naa thi janam se peene ki aadat,
Sharab ko tanha dekha to taras khaa ke pee gaye.

Ke nafrat si ho gai hai    
Ke nafrat si ho gai hai
Pee hai sharab har gali har dukan se,
Ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jaam se,
Guzre hain hum ishq mein kuchh aise mukam se,
Ke nafrat si ho gai hai mohabbat ke naam se.

Hum to sharabi hain....    
Hum to sharabi hain....
Teri aankhon ke ye jo pyale hain,
Meri andheri raaton ke ujale hain,
Peeta hoon jaam par jaam tere naam ka,

Hum to sharabi….be-sharab wale hain..!!
Ek Jaam    
Ek Jaam
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam.
Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura theka doston ke naam

Rok do mere janaze ko    
Rok do mere janaze ko
Rok do mere janaze ko zaalimon, mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
Peeche mud ke dekho kameeno….Daru ki dukan aa gayi hai.!?!
CHEERS !?!

Raat Chup Hai    
Raat Chup Hai
Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise kahoon aaj phir hosh nahin,
Is tarah dooba hoon teri mohabbat ki gahrai mein,
Hath mein jaam hai aur peena ka hosh nahin.

“Me Cigarate kabi nhi Pita”

“Me Cigarate kabi nhi Pita”

Woh to Bas Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane ke liye

Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf uthane ke Liye
Jab Akela Hota hon to Tanhai Door Karne ke liye
Jab Dosto k Sath hota hoon to Un ka Sath dene ke liye
Jab Bhoka Hota hoon to Bhookh Mitane ke liye or Jab Khana Kha Leta hoon to Khana Hazam Karne ke liye
Jab bor hota hoon to Time Pas ke liye
Warna Mai itna Pagal nai ke Cigeratte Jesi Chez ko Haath Lagaun.

Cigarette Tasvir ko jalaati hai

Kisi Ne Hmse Pucha Cigarette Kya Hai ,
Log Ise Kyo Pite Ha, Kya Ye Pyaas Bujhati Hai ,
Palatkar Hmne Kaha Dil Me Ek Bewafa Ki Tasvir Hai ,
Ye Dhire Dhire Us Tasvir Ko Jalati Hai, 

cigarette achhi hai

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai
bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai
dil jalati hai,
par hoto se to lagti hai 

A beautiful Shayari on Cigarette ka Dhuan

This is a very nice shayari about person who wan’t to give up smoking of cigarette, very nicely drafted.

Koshis Too Bahut Ke Par Choda Nahi Jata Ye Dhu.A,
Har Kar Labo Pe Aa He Jata Hain Ye Dhu.A.
Mere Walid Ko Hain Yakeen Mein Aoro Jaisa Nahin,
Unke Har Yakeen Ko Dhu.E Mein Udata Hain Ye Dhu.A.
Mil Jaye Agar Kahi Dost Mujhe Mujhsa Kabhi ,
Phir Too Enn Phizaoo Mein Bikhar Jata Hain Ye Dhu.A
Mujhe Bhi Lagta Hain Mein Sanjay Dutt Se Kam Nahi,
Challa Ban Ke Jab Mere Mu Se Nikalta Hain Ye Dhu.A.
Ham Jante Hain Ye Maut Ka Saudagar Hain Lekin,
Banda Too Bas Jine Ke Liye Sulgata Hain Ye Dhu.A.
Aab Too Chod De Dastak Tu Es Dhu.E Se Dosti Apne,
Kisse Ke Masoom Akhoon Ko Rulata Hain Ye Dhu.A 

कोशिश तो बहुत की पर  नहीं छोड़ा नहीं जाता ये धुआं

हार कर लबों पे आ जाता है ये धुआं

मेरे वालिद को है ये यकीन मैं औरो जैसा नहीं

उनके हर यकीन को धुंए में उडाता है ये धुआं

मिल जाए अगर कही दोस्त मुझे मुझसा मुझसा कभी

फिर तो इन फिजाओं में बिखर जाता है ये धुआं

मुझे भी लगता है मैं संजय दत्त से कम नहीं

छल्ला बना के जब मेरे मुंह से निकलता है ये धुआं

हम जानते है ये मौत के सौदागर है लेकिन

बाँदा तो बाद जीने के लिए सुलगाता है ये धुआं

अब तो छोड़ दे दस्तक तू इस धुंए से दोस्ती अपनी

किसी की मासूम आँखों को रुलाता है ये धुआं

ना करता शिकायत इस ज़माने में कोई ,

मान जाता अगर मनाने से कोई

कोई किसी से प्यार क्यों करता

भूल जाता अगर भुलाने से कोई ,

ये मोहब्बर भी ज़रा संभल के करना ,क्योंकि आंसू भी गिरा तो सुनाई देगा ...........

Dhimi hai raftaar to kya

Dhimi hai raftaar to kya

Dhimi hai raftaar to kya,
manjil ko tum paaoge,
tej chale to chale jaaoge,
laut ke fir nahi aaoge.

Na kisi ki buri nazar,

Na kisi ki buri nazar,

na kisi ka muh kaala,

hota hai wohi,

jo chaahe uparwaala.

Dum hai to PASS Kar

Dum hai to PASS Kar,
Nahi to bardast kar.
===============
Chalti hai gaadi udte hain dhool,
jab jalte hain dushman khiltein hain
phool

Buri nazar waale tera muh kala.

Following are some famous and old road
quotes and saying in HINDI,English and
punjabi used by Indian transport:


1. Buri nazar waale tera muh kala.

2. Hum do hamaare do.

3. Dulhan hi dahej hai

4. Do hi kaafi aur se maafi

5. Angutha tek rahe na ek [Meaning: Koi
bhi angutha tek (anpad) na rahe]

6. 22 ke phool 56 ki maala,
Buri najar waale tera muh kala

7. Mera bharat mahan

8. Dekho magar pyaar se

9. OK - Tata

10. Fir milenge.

11. USE DIPPER AT NIGHT

12. HORN PLEASE (Horn bajaayein)

Tu usse mil gaya jis ne tujhe kabhi manga hi nahin

Chaaha to bahut lekin woh mila hi nahin,
lakh koshish ki magar yeh fassla mita hi nahin,
is zamaane ne majboor hi is kadar kiya tha,
ke meri kisi sdaa par woh thehra hi nahin,
khuda se jholi faila kar maanga tha ussey,
khuda ne meri dua ko shaayad suna hi nahin,
aur ik se sabab puchha tere na milne ka,
aur ik ne kaha woh tere liye banaa hi nahin,
main apni tamaam koshishon ke bawajood
tujhe haar gaya,
aur tu usse mil gaya jis ne tujhe kabhi manga hi nahin,
itni shiddat se chaaha magar tu kisi aur ka ho gaya,
shaayad is jahan me wafa ka koi sila hi nahin. 

Nazro ki tarif kya kare,

Nazro ki tarif kya kare,
nazre to hai bewafa,
zukhti hai kabhi to kabh hai uthti,
karti nahi yeh kisi se bhi wafa. 

Wafaa ka naam na lo yaaro,
wafaa toh dil ko dukhaati hai.
sach toh yeh hai ke wafaa ka
naam lene se,
phir ek bewafaa ki yaad aa jaati hai..

Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chaand se mohabbat,
tabhi to chaand me daag hai,
mumkin hai ki chaand ne ki hogi bewafai,
tabhi to suraj mein aag hai ..


Mar mar ke koi kaise jeeta hai tu bhi jaan jati

Judai ka dard kya hota hai
tu kya jane,
hanste hue bhi dil kaise rota hai
tu kya jane,
koi ishq mein pagal kaise hota hai
tu kya jaane,
koi mar mar ke kaise jita hai
tu kya jane,
tere ishq mein ham kis kadar pagal
ho gaye tu kya jane,
kaash jo pyar hum ne tere liye
dil mein daba rakha tha
tujhe bataa paate,
to ye judai ka dard kya hota hai
hanste hue koi kaise rota hai
mar mar ke koi kaise jeeta hai
tu bhi jaan jati
aur iss kadar hame har din maut na aati 

Bewafai ka fasana hai

Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to
mohabbat ko pehchaana hai,
wafa bas naam ki hai
bewafai ka fasana hai.


Log ishq karte hain,
bade shor ke saath.
humne bhi kiya,
bade zor ke saath.
magar ab karenge,
thoda gaur ke saath.
kyonki kal usko dekha,
kisi aur ke saath.



Main bhi dil de baitha main naadaan tha

Maine jis larki ko chaaha tha jaanta
nahi tha ke wo bewafa thi,
us ki baaton mein kho gaya tha,
jaanta nahi tha wo baatein jhooti thi,
main bhi dil de baitha main naadaan tha,
jaanta nahi tha wo bewafa thi,
jin nigaahon ko main dekha karta tha,
main jaanta nahi tha wo nighaayein
bewafa thi.

Mohabbat ka khel humne bhi khela tha,

Mohabbat ka khel humne bhi khela tha,
kisi k dard ko humne bhi kharida tha,
bane the kabhi hum humdard jinke,
unhone hi hamara dil toda tha

Mere dost se pyaar!

Jaanta tha ki woh karegi bewafai,
par ye jaankar bhi mai kar baitha usse wafai,
jo kabhi kaha tha ki jaan bhi de denge mere liye
par aaj usne meri hi jaan le li kar ke bewafai.

Humare honth lal hai to kya
tumhare honth kaale hai?
bewafai ki top ho tum aur
kehte ho dilwale hai.



Mere dost se pyaar!
Na woh inkaar karti hai na woh ikraar karti hai
kambakht mere hi sapno mein aakar mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Nibhaya na gaya

Mere dil vich si thikana usda
do kadam vi usto aaya na gaya
main puchhia kyon todia tu vada mera
ta has ke keha bas nibhaya na gaya

Bewafai karne ki koi wajah to naa thi

Jo main nai ki woh khata to naa thi,
jo tu ne ki woh wafaa to naa thi,
bewafai ko hi tu ne karna jayiz samjha
wafa karna zamane mein manaa to naa thi,
mere mohabbat mein shayad koi kami reh gayee,
waise meri mohabbat koi dagha to naa thi,
sab karte hain mohabbat dil se ..,.
mere karne se pehle yeh saza to naa thi,
mere paas khushiyaan thi par kaash tu jaan paata,
yeh khushi tere bina to naa thi,
tu bewafai kare ga mere saath,
yeh baat mujhe pata to naa thi,
main ne tujhe toot kar pyaar kiya magar,
bewafai karne ki koi wajah to naa thi,
shayad! mohabbat karna jurm samjha tu ne,
mohabbat karna waise gunaah to naa thi,
tu aaya aur chalaa gayaa meri duniya se,
aisi mere lab pe koi duwaa to naa thi,
bin awaaz kai cheekhoon gee main ab dilo dimaagh mein,
main tujh se nafrat karti hoon aaisi pehle koi sadaa to na thi,
sadaa phool hi barsaana chahaa teri zindagi mein,
main teri zindagi mein ek kaanta to naa thi,
neend se baidaar hone ke baad bhi andhera lagta hai,
teri bewafai ke baad koi subah meri subah to naa thi,
ghair bhi apno par reham farmaa dete hain,
par tujhe meri zara bhi parwaa to naa thi,
main sirf tum se pyaar karti thi sirf tum se,
teri tarah main har kisi par fidaa to naa thi,
tu yeh bata de ki aaisa kya keh diya maine aakhri baar?
waise meri aakhri mulaqaat koi shikwa yaa gilla to naa thi,
sab kehte thay,
aaj maine bhi maana ki,
tere dil mein pyaar,
mohabbat ki jagah to naa thi,
aaj main ne jaan liya tanhaai mein ke tab bhi,
mere paas meri duniya to naa thi,
aai kaash!! tu jaan paata ki aaj bhi aur kal bhi,
teri chahat mujh se judaa to naa thi.




 Mat kar itni mohabbat mere dost,

wo tujhe yaad itna kahan karti hai,
maine dekha hai tere aage to nahin
par tere peeche wo kisi aur se pyaar karti hai.

Har zakhm ko tere main sah loonga

Har zakhm ko tere main sah loonga,
nikli agar aah to pee loonga,
lekin tumhaari bewafai lekar,
aglaa janam nahi loonga.

Tera nam na aaye isliye mein chup hu Kahi pyar mein barbaad na ho jaaye isliye mein chup hu, kahi pyar mein dhoka na khaaye isliye main chup hu, tum sochti ho main tumhe badnaam kar dunga, bewafaao mein tera naam na aaye isliye main chup hu.

Woh magar bewafa nikla

Aye khuda mere aasuon se bhi tera kaleja nahin pighla,
meri ek bhi dua nahin suni tu bhi uski tarah pathar nikla,
pyar karna hi kya jurm tha mera tu bata?
jise maine amrit samjha
woh jaan-lewa jahar nikla
kitne haseen khwab lekar pyar ki raah par kadam rakha tha
jise dilwalon ki duniya samjhe the woh looteron ka shaher nikla,
meri zindagi mujhe yeh kis raah par le aayee,
jise phoolon ki sez samjhe the
woh kaaton ka safar nikla,
mujhe usko samajhne mein yeh kaisa dhokha hua
usko pyar ka masiha samjha
woh magar bewafa nikla.


Kal mera naam tak bhool jaoge tum

Toofan kar raha tha mere azm ka tawaaf,
duniya samajh rahi thi meri kashti
bhanwar mein hai,
lagi se to tuti acchi in beqadron ki yari,
bhala hua sang jaldi chhuta meri umar na biti saari,
kyon banaate ho tum ret ke ye mahal
jinhe ek roz khud mitaouge tum
aaj kahte ho mujhse se piyar hai tumhe
kal mera naam tak bhool jaoge tum. 

Har aansuon mein jo bahaa vo dard tumhara hai

Har aansuon mein jo bahaa vo dard tumhara hai,
humne kiya pyar jo tumse to kasoor humara hai,
dil-e-naadan ghalti kar baatha,
ek bewafa sa dil laga baatha.

Tumhare jhuthe pyar ko hamne zindagi samjha,
tumhe apna dil deke tumhara dard liya,
tumhare khel ko mai samajh na sakaa,
tumko bewafa kehne ka kaabil na raha.

Likhna tha khoon se magar likh
raha hoon sihaai say,
marna tha duaoo se lekin,
mar raha hoon bewafai se.

Itni bedardi se dil ko mere voh tod degi
yeh maloom na tha mujhe akela voh chhor degi
aey mere masoom dil tu tanhai se pyar kar le
bewafa bhi ab wafa ka saath chhor degi

Pichhle baras tha khouf tujhe
kho na doun kaheen,
ab ke baras yeh dua hai
tera saamna na ho

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai
bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai
dil jalati hai,
par hoto se to lagti hai

Ae chand tumhe kya maloom ki chandni kya hai
ae jaam tumhe kya maloom ki nasha kya hai
ae ishq tumhe kya maloom ki aashiqui kya hai
bewafa..tumhe kya maloom ki bewafai kya hai

Aaj teray naam pey meri sada badal gayee
paya jo tujhko samney to fiza badal gayee,
na rahee jo pehlay si mohabbat mein sachaey
aey dost teray sheher ki hawa badal gayee,
tujh sa hi niklay woh jisay tu chahay
abb teray liyay meree dua badal gayee,
salam tak nahin leetay log iss kay shehar mein
sab rooth gaey houn jaisay woh kiya badal gayee,
dekha hey aaj dewanoun ki tarah
iss jan ki to eik eik adaa badal gayee 

Bewafaaon se dil lagane ki aadat ho gai

Bewafai ki yeh inteha ho gayi,
ke tujhse juda ho kar bhi jeene ki
aadat ho gay,
tum laut ke aaogey hum say milne,
roz dil ko behlaane ki aadat ho gayi,
tere waade pe kya bharosa kia hum ne,
ke shab bhar tera intezaar karne ki aadat ho gayi,
khushi mein bhi hum kya muskurate ke,
teri judaai mein rone ki aadat ho gayi,
kaafilay nikal gaye humein chhor ke,
ke ab to tanha safar ki aadat ho gai,
har mod par mili gham ki parchhaiyaan,
zindagi se samjhota karne ki aadat ho gayi,
jaante they ke nahi ho sakti kabhi tum hamaari,
phir bhi khuda se tujhey maangne ki aadat ho gayi,
paiman-e-wafaa kya hai humey kya maloom,
ke bewafaaon se dil lagane ki aadat ho gai.

maare zakhmo ki wajah bhi woh hai

Humaare zakhmo ki wajah bhi woh hai,
humaare zakhmo ki davaa bhi woh hai,
woh namak zakhmo pe lagaaye bhi to kya hua,
mohabbat karne ki wajah bhi to woh hai.

Unki aankho se kaash koi ishaara to hota,
kuchh mere jeene ka sahara to hota,
tod dete hum har rasm zamaane ki,
ek baar hi sahi usne pukara to hota.

Sab kuchh milta hai bas ek "khudai" ke siwaa,
zindagi bahut pasand aayi bas ek "ruswai" ke siwa,
meri chaahat ka ehsaas bhi na kar sako ge tum,
uss ki har ada pasand hai bas ek 

Sajaa kar apni hi aankh hazaar chehron pe,
kiya hai maine sadaa aitbaar chehron pe,
main teri bazm me kis - kis se dushmani leta,
likha tha naam tera be-shumaar chehron pe.

Tuta hua sapna dil ko bohut jalata hai,
bewafao ke nakhre khuda is tarah batata hai,
jinhe kabhi phulo se jyada pyar kiya is bhanwre ne,
aaj wohi phul apne zeheriley kaatein chubata hai !! 


Teri yaadon ko dil se bhulaon kase
apne dil ko main samjhaun kaise
janta hun tum mujhe bul gaye ho
par main tumko bhulaun kaise
yaad aate hi tumhara wo pyaar
tere pyaar ko dil se mitaun kaise
tum to auro ke sath khush ho aaj
main apna dil gairon se lagaun kaise
jisne pyaar sikhaya,
usi ne daga diya
uski bewafa ki surat dil se mitaun kaise
tere pyar ko dil se bhulaun kaise


Taraste they jo milne ko humse kabhi,
aaj woh kyun mere saaye se katrate hain,
hum bhi wahi hain dil bhi wahi hai,
na jane kyun log badal jate hain.

Mujhe mohabaton se kuch mila nahi

Mujhe mohabaton se kuch mila nahi,
mujhe tum se bhi koi gila nahi,
Meri zindagi to bas ek uljhan si hai,
jise kabhi kisi ne suljaya nahi,
Meri zat se kisi ko kohi taklef ho,
main ne to kabhi be yeh chaha nahi,
Har ek ne mujh hi ko dard diya,
mere dard ko to kisi ne dekha hi nahi,
Kyon main rishton ko ilzam don,
mera hamsafar hi saath chala nahi,
Mein us ko bewafa sa lagta hoon,
jise khud ko wafa ka pata nahi. 



Matlabi ladkiyo se achchi toh meri ciggarate hain dosto
jo mere labon se apni zindagi ki shruaat karti hain aur
 mere kadmo ke neeche apna dum tod deti hain...

Dil ke tutne ki aahat nahi hoti

Aasuon ke chalne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Dil ke tutne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko har dard ka ehsaas,
To usse dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti.

Ankho me aansu ki chamak aaj bhi hai,
usko mere pyar ki tadap aaj bhi hai,
naav me baith kar dhoye the haath usne,
samadar me mehendi ki mehak aaj bhi hai. 

Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
kaise kahu aaj phir hosh nahi,
aise dube hai unki yaadon me,
ki haath me jaam hai par peene ka hosh nahi.

Har aina tuta sa lage hai,
Har sach jhuta sa lage hai,
Ye hum kaha aa gaye hai,
jaha har koi rutha sa lage hai.


Yun to zindagi me ajeeb se mod aynege,
kabhi khushi to kabhi gam laayenge,
rakhna hamesha khud ka khayaal,
kyonki aap hasenge to hum bhi muskurayenge. 

Saanse ban ke saath nibhaayenge,
koshish rahegi ki aap ko nahi sataayenge,
kabhi psand nahi aaye saath hamaara to bata dena,
mehsoos bhi nahi kar paaoge itne door chale jaayenge.

Jo hum mehsoos kartay hain

Jo hum mehsoos kartay hain
Agar tum tak pohonch jaye

To bass itna samajh lena
Ye un jazbon ki khushboo hai

Jinhay ham keh nahi saktay…
Magar tum jo ijazat do…!

To chand lafzon may keh daaloon…….
K
Tum bin marr to saktay hain
Tum bin jee nai saktay..

Some Poetry by Dr Kumar Vishwas

Ye Dil Barbaad Karke Su Mein Kyun Abaad Rehte Ho
Koi Kal Keh Raha Tha Tum Allahabad Rehte Ho
Ye Kaisi Shohratein Mujhko Ata Kar Di Mere Maula
Main Sabh Kuch Bhool Jaata Hoon Magar Tum Yaad Rehte Ho

Panahon Mein Jo Aaya Ho To Us Par Vaar Kya Karna
Jo Dil Hara Hua Ho Us Pe Fir Adhikaar Kya Karna
Mohabbat Ka Maza To Doobne Ki Kashmakash Mein Hai
Jo Ho Maloom Gehrayi To Dariya Paar Kya Karna

Hamare Sher Sun Kar Bhi Jo Khamosh Itna Hai
Khuda Jaane Guroor-e-Husn Mein Madhosh Kitna Hai
Kisi Pyale Se Poocha Hai Suraahi Main Sabab Mein Ka
Jo Khud Behosh Ho Wo Kya Bataye Ke Hosh Kitna Hai

Wo Jiska Teer Chupke Se Jigar Ke Paar Hota Hai
Wo Koi Gair Kya Apna Hi Rishtedaar Hota Hai
Kise Se Apne Dil Ki Baat Tu Kehna Na Bhoole Se
Yahan Khat Bhi Thodi Der Se Akhbaar Hota Hai

Jab Aata Hai Jeevan Mein Halaaton Ka Hungama
Jazbaton, Mulakaton, Haseen Baaton Ka Hungama
Jawani Ke Qayamat Daur Mein Ye Soch Te Hain Sabh
Ye Hungame Ki Raatein Hain Ya Raaton Ka Hungama

Na Paane Ki Khushi Hai Kuch
Na Khone Ka Hi Kuch Gam Hai
Ye Daulat Aur Shohrat Sirf
Kuch Zakhmo Ka Marham Hai
Ajab Si Kashmakash Hai
Roz Jeene,Roz Marne Me
Mukkammal Zindagi To Hai
Magar Poori Se Kuch Kam Hai

Koi Khamosh Hai Itna, Bahane Bhool Aaya Hoon
Kisi Ki Ik Taranum Mein Taraane Bhool Aaya Hoon
Meri Ab Raah Mat Takna Kabhi e Aasmaan Walo
Main Ik Chidiya Ki Aankhon Mein Udaane Bhool Aaya Hoon

-Kumar Vishwas

Uska Naam Mohabbat Hai.

Jo Dharti Se Ambar Jode
Uska Naam Mohabbat Hai
Jo Sheeshe Se Pathar Tode
Uska Naam Mohabbat Hai
Katra Katra Saagar Tak To
Jaati Hai Har Umar Magar
Behta Dariya Wapis Mode
Uska Naam Mohabbat Hai



Dr. Kumar Vishwas :-

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Apne sooraj ko thoda kam kar de
Apni aankhon ko thoda nam kar de
Kab se pyaasi hai teri dharti
Apni dharti pe kuch rehm kar de
O' Mere Aasmaan
O' Mere Aasmaan
O' Mere Aasmaan
O' Mere Aasmaan

Saare taare udaas baithe hain
Chaand ke Aas paas baithe hain
Itne roushan hain dikh nahin sakte
Isliye bad-hawaas baithe hain
Tu bata de ujala kis ka hai?
Noor me ye hawaala kis ka hai?
Iski Ginti ka kuch karam kar de
Apni dharti pe kuch rehm kar de
O' Mere Aasmaan
O' Mere Aasmaan
O' Mere Aasmaan
O' Mere Aasmaan

Main Tumhe Dhoondne.Kumar Vishwas Poetry

Main tumhe dhoondhne swarg ke dwar tak,
roj jaata raha, roj aata raha.
Tum gazal ban gayi ban gayi, geet me dhal gayi,
Manch se main tumhe gungunata raha.
Zindagi ke sabhi raste ek the,
sabki manzil tumhare chayan tak rahi.
aprakashit rahe peer ke upnishad,
man ki gopan kathayein nayan tak rahi,
Praan ke pristh par preet ki vartani
tum mitati rahi, mai banata raha



-Kumar Vishwas

Kumar Vishwas Shayari.Baat Uunchi Thi Magar

Baat uunchi thi magar baat jara kaam aanki
Usne jajbaat ki aukaat jara kam aanki
Wo farista keh kar mujhe jaleel karta raha
Mai insaan hoon, meri jaat jara kam aanki

Ek do din me wo ikraar kaha aayega
Har subah ek hi akhbaar kaha aayega
Aaj bandha hai jo inn baaton me to bahal jayenge
Roj inn baahon ka tyohaar kaha aayega

Jism ka aakhiri mehmaan bana baitha hoon
Ek ummid ka unvaan bana baitha hoon
Wo kahan hai ye hawaon ko bhi maloom hai magar
Ek bas mai hoon jo anjaan bana baitha hoon

Kitni duniya hai mujhe zindagi dene wali
Aur ek khwab hai tera ki jo mar jata hai
Khud ko tarteeb se jodun to kaha se jodun
Meri mitti me jo tu hai ki bikhar jata hai

Use yakeen tha khud pe ki bhool jayega,
Humein bhi dil pe bharosa tha, yaad rakhe hain.

Zindagi.Dr.Kumar Vishwas Shayari

Na Paane Ki Khushi Hai Kuch
Na Khone Ka Hi Kuch Gam Hai
Ye Daulat Aur Shohrat Sirf
Kuch Zakhmo Ka Marham Hai
Ajab Si Kashmakash Hai
Roz Jeene,Roz Marne Me
Mukkammal Zindagi To Hai
Magar Poori Se Kuch Kam Hai

-Kumar Vishwas

Shohrat Na Ata Karna Maula.Dr.Kumar Vishwas Shayari

 Shohrat na ada karna maula 



Shohrat Na Ata Karna Maula
Daulat Na Ata Karna Maula
Bas Itna Ata Karna Chahe Jannat Na Ata Karna Maula
Shamma e watan Ki Lau Par Jab Qurbaan Patanga Ho
Hothon Par Ganga Ho, Hathon Mein Tiranga Ho



Bas Ek Saza Hi Sune Sada
Barfeeli Mast Hawaon Mein
Bas Ek Dua Hi Uthe Sada
Jalte Tapte Sehraon Mein
Jeete Jee Iska Maan Rakhen
Mar kar Maryaada Yaad Rahe
Hum Rahen Kabhi Na Rahen Magar
Iski Saj Dhaj Aabaad Rahe
Godhra Na Ho Gujrat Na Ho
Insaan Na Nanga Ho
Hothon Par Ganga Ho, Hathon Mein Tiranga Ho
Shohrat Na Ata Karna Maula
Daulat Na Ata Karna Maula
Bas Itna Ata Karna Chahe Jannat Na Ata Karna Maula
Shamma e watan Ki Lau Par Jab Qurbaan Patanga Ho
Hothon Par Ganga Ho, Hathon Mein Tiranga Ho

Geeta ka gyan suno na suno, is dharti ka yashgaan sunein
Hum shabd-keertan sun  na saken bharat maan ka jaigaan sunein
Parvadigaar,Main tere dwaar
Par le pukaar aaya hoon,
Chahe anjaan na sune kaan
Par jai-jai Hindustan Sunein
Jan man Mein Uchchal desh prem ka jaldh tiranga ho
Hothon par ganga ho hathon mein tiranga hon
Hothon par ganga ho hathon mein tiranga hon

Hungama.Dr.Kumar Vishwas Shayari

Jab Aata Hai Jeevan Mein Halaaton Ka Hungama
Jazbaton, Mulakaton, Haseen Baaton Ka Hungama
Jawani Ke Qayamat Daur Mein Ye Soch Te Hain Sabh
Ye Hungame Ki Raatein Hain Ya Raaton Ka Hungama 

Majboor.Dr.Kumar Vishwas Poetry

Swayam Se Door Ho Tum Bhi
Swayam Se Door Hain Hum Bhi
Bahut  Mashoor Ho Tum Bhi
Bahut Mashoor Hain Hum Bhi
Bade Magroor Ho Tum Bhi
Bade Magroor Hain Hum Bhi
Ateh Majboor Ho Tum Bhi
Ateh Majboor Hain Hum Bhi

Baddadiyo Gagariya Bhar De.Dr.Kumar Vishwas Shayari

Ki Baddadiyo Gagriya Bhar De
Pyase Tan Man Jeevan Ko
Is Vaar To Tu Tar Kar De
Baddadiyo Gagriya Bhar De
Baddadiyo Gagriya Bhar De

Ambar Se Amrit Barse
Tu Baith Mehal Mein Tarse
Ambar Se Amrit Barse
Tu Baith Mehal Mein Tarse
Pyaasa Hi Mar Jayega
Bahar To Aaja Ghar Se
Is Baar Samandar Apna
Boondon Ke Hawale Kar De
Pyase Tan Man Jeevan Ko
Is Vaar To Tar Kar De
Baddadiyo Gagriya Bhar De
Baddadiyo Gagriya Bhar De

Sab Ki Ardaas Pata Hai
Rab Ko Sab Khaas Pata Hai

Us Pagli Ladki Ke Liye.Dr. Kumar Vishwas

Amawas Ki Kaali Raaton Mein Dil Ka Darwaja Khulta Hai,
Jab Dard Ki Pyaali Raaton Mein Gum Ansoon Ke Sang Hote Hain,
Jab Pichwade Ke Kamre Mein Hum Nipat Akele Hote Hain,
Jab Ghadiyan Tik-Tik Chalti Hain, Sab Sote Hain, Hum Rote Hain,
Jab Baar Baar Dohrane Se Saari Yaadein Chuk Jaati Hain,
Jab Unch-Neech Samjhane Mein Mathe Ki Nas Dukh Jaati Hain,
Tab Ek Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Jeena Gaddari Lagta Hai,
Aur Us Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Marna Bhi Bhari Lagta Hai.

Jab Pothe Khali Hote Hain, Jab Har Sawali Hote Hain,
Jab Gazlen Raas Nahin Aatin, Afsane Gaali Hote Hain.
Jab Baasi Feeki Dhoop Sametein Din Jaldi Dhal Jaata Hai,
Jab Suraj Ka Laskhar Chhat Se Galiyon Mein Der Se Jaata Hai,
Jab Jaldi Ghar Jaane Ki Ichha Mann Hi Mann Ghut Jaati Hai,
Jab College Se Ghar Laane Waali Pahli Bus Chhut Jaati Hai,
Jab Beman Se Khaana Khaane Par Maa Gussa Ho Jaati Hai,
Jab Lakh Mana Karne Par Bhi Paaro Padhne Aa Jaati Hai,
Jab Apna Har Manchaha Kaam Koi Lachari Lagta Hai,
Tab Ek Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Jeena Gaddari Lagta Hai,
Aur Us Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Marna Bhi Bhari Lagta Hai.

Jab Kamre Mein Sannate Ki Awaj Sunai Deti Hai,
Jab Darpan Mein Aankhon Ke Neeche Jhai Dikhai Deti Hai,
Jab Badki Bhabhi Kahti Hain, Kuchh Sehat Ka Bhi Dhyan Karo,
Kya Likhte Ho Dinbhar, Kuchh Sapnon Ka Bhi Samman Karo,
Jab Baba Waali Baithak Mein Kuchh Rishte Waale Aate Hain,
Jab Baba Humein Bulate Hain, Hum Jaate Hain, Ghabrate Hain,
Jab Saari Pahne Ek Ladki Ka Ek Photo Laya Jaata Hai,
Jab Bhabhi Humein Manati Hain, Photo Dikhlaya Jaata Hai,
Jab Saare Ghar Ka Samjhana Humko Fankari Lagta Hai,
Tab Ek Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Jeena Gaddari Lagta Hai,
Aur Us Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Marna Bhi Bhari Lagta Hai.

Didi Kahti Hain Us Pagli Ladki Ki Kuchh Aukat Nahin,
Uske Dil Mein Bhaiya Tere Jaise Pyare Jasbat Nahin,
Woh Pagli Ladki Nau Din Mere Liye Bhooki Rahti Hai,
Chup-Chup Saare Vrat Karti Hai, Par Mujhse Kabhi Na Kahti Hai,
Jo Pagli Ladki Kahti Hai, Main Pyar Tumhi Se Karti Hoon,
Lekin Mein Hoon Majboor Bahut, Amma-Baba Se Darti Hoon,
Us Pagli Ladki Par Apna Kuchh Adhikar Nahin Baba,
Yeh Katha-Kahani Kisse Hain, Kuchh Bhi To Saar Nahin Baba,
Bas Us Pagli Ladki Ke Sang Jeena Fulwari Lagta Hai,
Aur Us Pagli Ladki Ke Bin Marna Bhi Bhari Lagta Hai

Yeh Mera Apna Tajurba Hai.

Yeh Mera Apna Tajurba Hai
Tumhe Batla Raha Hoon Main
Koi lab chooh Gaya tha tab
Ki ab tak ga raha hun main

Vichud Kar Yaar Se
Kaise Jiya Jayee Bina Tadpe
Jo Main Khud Hi Nahin samjha
Wohi samjha raha Hoon Main

Kisi Pathar Main Moorat Hai
Koi Pathar ki Moorat Hai
Lo Hum Ne Dekh Li Duniya
Jo Itni Khoobsurat Hai

Jamaana Ab Nahi Samjhe
Par Mujhe Apni Khabar Yeh Hai
Tujhe Meri Zaroorat Hai
Mujhe Teri Zaroorat Hai

Khawab itne to dagabaaz n the mere kabhi?

ख़्वाब इतने तो दगाबाज़ न थे मेरे कभी ?
ख्व़ाब इतनी तो मेरी नीँद नहीं छलते थे ?
रात कि बात क्या इक दौर में ये ख़ानाबदोश
दिन निकलते ही मेरे साथ-साथ चलते थे,
मैं इन्हें जब भी पनाहों में जगह देता हुआ
अपनी पलकों की मुडेरों पे सजा लेता था ,
पूरा मौसम इन्ही ख्वाबों की सुगंधों से सजा
मेरे चटके हुए नग्मों का मज़ा लेता था ,
कुछ हवाओं के परिंदे इन्ही ख़्वाबों में लिपट
चाँद के साथ मेरी छत पे आ के मिलते थे ,
ये आँधियों को दिखा कर मुराद
और ये आज की शब इनकी हिमाकत देखो
इतनी मिन्नत पे भी ये एक पलक-भर ना रुके,
इनकी औकात कहाँ ?ये है मुकद्दर का फ़रेब
इतनी जिल्लत कि मेरे इश्क़ का दस्तार झुके,
ये भी दिन देखने थे आज तुम्हारे बल पर
ख़्वाब कि मुर्दा रियाया के भी यूँ पर निकले
तुम्हारी बातें, निगह, वादे तो तुम जैसे थे
तुम्हारे ख्वाब भी तुम जैसे ही शातिर निकले .....

In English

Khawab itne to dagabaaz n the mere kabhi?
Khawab itni to meri neend nahin chalte the?
Raat ke baat kya ek daur mein ye khanabadosh
Din niklte hi mere saath-saath chalte the,
Mein inhe jab bhi panahon mein jagah deta hua
Apni palkon ki muderon pe saja leta tha
Poora mausam inhi khwabon ki sugandhon se saja
Mere chatke hue nagmon ka maza leta tha,
Kuch hawaon ke parinde inhin khwabon mein lipt
Chaand ke saath meri chat pe ke milte the,
Ye aandhiyon ko dikha kar muraad
Aur ye aaj ki shab inki himakat dekho
Itni minnat pe bhi ye ek palak-bhar na ruke,
Inki aukaat kahan? Ye hai mukaddar ka fareb
Itni zillat ke mere ishq ka dastaar jhuke,
Ye bhi din dekhne the aaj tumhare bal par
Khwab ke mudra ripaya ke bhi yoon par nikle
Tumhari baatein, nigah, vaade to tum jaise the
Tumhare khawab bhi tum jaise shaatir nikle

-Kumar Vishwas

Unki Khair-o-khabar Nahin Milti - Kumar Vishwas

Unki khairo-khabar nahin milti
Humko hi khaaskar nahin milti
Shayari ko nazar nahin milti
Mujhko tu hi agar nahin milti
Rooh mein , Dil mein, Jism mein duniya,
Dhoondta hoon magar nahin milti
Log kehte hai rooh bikti hai,
Main jidhar hoon idhar nahin milti



उनकी खैरो-ख़बर नही मिलती,
हमको ही ख़ासकर नही मिलती !
शायरी को नज़र नही मिलती ,
मुझको तू ही अगर नही मिलती!
रूह में,दिल में,जिस्म में दुनिया,
ढूंढता हूँ मगर नही मिलती !
लोग कहते हैं रूह बिकती है ,
मैं जिधर हूँ उधर नही मिलती ........!"



-Kumar Vishwas

Bekrari Kumar Vishwas Poem

बेक़रारी सी बेक़रारी है ,
वस्ल हैं और फिराक तारी है
जो गुज़ारी न जा सकी हम से
हम ने वो ज़िन्दगी गुज़ारी है
बिन तुम्हारे कभी नहीं आई
क्या मेरी नीँद भी तुम्हारी है ?
उस से कहियो की दिल की गालियों में
रात-दिन तेरी इंतजारी है............................"

Mohabbat Kyun Nahin Karta

"तुम्ही पे मरता है ये दिल,अदावत क्यों नहीं करता ?
कई जन्मों से बंदी है,बगावत क्यों नहीं करता ?
कभी तुमसे थी जो,वो ही शिकायत है ज़माने से,
मेरी तारीफ़ करता है, मोहब्बत क्यों नहीं करता .....?"

Tumhein pe marta hai ye dil, adavat kyun nahin karta?
Kayi janmo se bandi hai, bagawat kyun nahin karta?
Kabhi tumse thi jo, wo hi shikayat hai jamane se
Meri tareef karta hai, mohabbat kyun nahin karta?


Dr Kumar Vishwas :-

Is se pehle ki Saja mujhe mukarrar ho jaye

"इस से पहले कि सजा मुझ को मुक़र्रर हो जाये
उन हंसी जुर्मों कि जो सिर्फ मेरे ख्वाब में हैं ,
इस से पहले कि मुझे रोक ले ये सुर्ख सुबह
जिस कि शामों के अँधेरे मेरे आदाब में हैं ,
अपनी यादों से कहो छोड़ दें तनहा मुझ को
मैं परीशाँ भी हूँ और खुद में गुनाहगार भी हूँ
इतना एहसान तो जायज़ है मेरी जाँ मुझ पर
मैं तेरी नफरतों का पाला हुआ प्यार भी हूँ .


-Kumar Vishwas

Mann Tumhara-Kumar Vishwas Poem

मन तुम्हारा !
हो गया
तो हो गया .....
एक तुम थे
जो सदा से अर्चना के गीत थे,
एक हम थे
जो सदा से धार के विपरीत थे.
ग्राम्य-स्वर
कैसे कठिन आलाप नियमित साध पाता,
द्वार पर संकल्प के
लखकर पराजय कंपकंपाता.
क्षीण सा स्वर
खो गया तो,खो गया
मन तुम्हारा!
हो गया
तो हो गया..........
लाख नाचे
मोर सा मन लाख तन का सीप तरसे,
कौन जाने
किस घड़ी तपती धरा पर मेघ बरसे,
अनसुने चाहे रहे
तन के सजग शहरी बुलावे,
प्राण में उतरे मगर
जब सृष्टि के आदिम छलावे.
बीज बादल
बो गया तो,बो गया,
मन तुम्हारा!
हो गया
तो हो गया..........

Kumar Vishwas Poem-Tumhein Jeene Mein

Tumhe jeene mein aasaani bahut hai
tumhare khoon mein paani bahut hai
Zehar-sooli ne gaali-goli ne
Hamari jaat pehchani bahut hai
Kabootar ishq ka utre to kaise
Tumhari chatt pe nigrani bahut hai
Eraada kar liya gar khudkushi ka
to khud ki aankh ka paani bahut hai
Tumhare dil ki manmaani meri jaan
Hamare dil ne bhi maani bahut hai

Kumar Vishwas Poem.Tum Bin Kitne Aaj Akele Lyrics

तुम बिन कितने अज अकेले,
क्या हम तुमको बतलायें?
अम्बर में है चाँद अकेला,
तारे उसके साथ तो हैं,
तारे भी छुप जाएँ अगर तो,
साथ अँधेरी रात तो हैं,
पर हम तो दिन रात अकेले
क्या हम तुमको बतलायें...............?
जिन राहों पर हम-तुम संग थे,
वो राहें ये पूछ रही हैं
कितनी तन्हा बीत चुकी हैं,
कितनी तन्हा और रही है
दिल दो हैं,ज़ज्बात अकेले,
क्या हम तुमको बतलायें...............?
वो लम्हें क्या याद हैं तुमको
जिनमें तुम-हम हमजोली थे,
महका-महका घर आँगन था
रात दिवाली,दिन होली थे,
अब हैं,सब त्यौहार अकेले,
क्या हम तुमको बतलायें...............?

Sach Ke Liye Lado Mat Saathi,Bhaari Padta Hai

Sach ke liye lado mat saathi
Bhaari padta hai
Jeevan bhar jo lada akela,
Bahar-andar dukh jhela
Pag-pag par kartavya-samar mein,
Jo prano ki baazi khela,
Aise sanki kotwal ko, chor dapt:ta hai
Sach ke liye lado mat saathi, bhaari padta hai
Kirno ko daagi batlaana,
Ya darpan se aankh churaana
Keechad mein dhans kar auron ko
Ganga ji ki raah bataana
Is sab se hi andhkaar ka, sooraj chadta hai
Sach ke liye lado mat saathi, bhaari padta hai


"सच के लिए लड़ो मत साथी
भारी पड़ता है..................!
जीवन भर जो लड़ा अकेला,
बाहर-अन्दर का दुःख झेला,
पग-पग पर कर्त्तव्य-समर में,
जो प्राणों की बाज़ी खेला,
ऐसे सनकी कोतवाल को,चोर डपटता है.....!
सच के लिए लड़ो मत साथी,भारी पड़ता है...!
किरणों को दागी बतलाना,
या दर्पण से आँख चुराना,
कीचड में धंस कर औरों को,
गंगा जी की राह बताना,
इस सब से ही अन्धकार का,सूरज चढ़ता है...!
सच के लिए लड़ो मत साथी,भारी पड़ता है.....!"

-Kumar Vishwas Latest Poem

Mann Tumhara Ho Gaya To Ho Gaya

Mann tumhara!
Ho gya
To ho gya...
Eh tum the
Jo sada se archna ke geet the
Eh hum the
Jo sada se dhaar ke vipreet the
Gramya-savr
Kaise kathin aalaap niymat saadh paata,
Dwaar par sankalp ke
Lakhkar prajya kampkampaata
Ksheen sa svar
Kho gaya to, kho gya
Mann tumhara
Ho gaya
To ho gya
Laakh naache
Mor sa mann laakh tan ka seep tarse
Kaun jaane
Kis ghadi tapti dhraa par megh barse
Ansune chaahe rahein
Tan ke sajag shehri bulaave
Praan mein utre magar
Jab srishti ke aadim shlaave
Beej baadal
Bo gaya to, bo gaya
Mann tumhara
Ho gaya
To ho gaya

Kavita In Hindi Font

मन तुम्हारा !
हो गया
तो हो गया .....
एक तुम थे
जो सदा से अर्चना के गीत थे,
एक हम थे
जो सदा से धार के विपरीत थे.
ग्राम्य-स्वर
कैसे कठिन आलाप नियमित साध पाता,
द्वार पर संकल्प के
लखकर पराजय कंपकंपाता.
क्षीण सा स्वर
खो गया तो,खो गया
मन तुम्हारा!
हो गया
तो हो गया..........
लाख नाचे
मोर सा मन लाख तन का सीप तरसे,
कौन जाने
किस घड़ी तपती धरा पर मेघ बरसे,
अनसुने चाहे रहे
तन के सजग शहरी बुलावे,
प्राण में उतरे मगर
जब सृष्टि के आदिम छलावे.
बीज बादल
बो गया तो,बो गया,
मन तुम्हारा!
हो गया
तो हो गया........

-Kumar Vishwas

Yeh Mera Apna Tajurba Hai

Yeh Mera Apna Tajurba Hai
Tumhe Batla Raha Hoon Main
Koi lab chooh Gaya tha tab
Ki ab tak ga raha hun main

Vichud Kar Yaar Se
Kaise Jiya Jayee Bina Tadpe
Jo Main Khud Hi Nahin samjha
Wohi samjha raha Hoon Main


Kisi Pathar Main Moorat Hai
Koi Pathar ki Moorat Hai
Lo Hum Ne Dekh Li Duniya
Jo Itni Khoobsurat Hai
Jamaana Ab Nahi Samjhe
Par Mujhe Apni Khabar Yeh Hai
Tujhe Meri Zaroorat Hai
Mujhe Teri Zaroorat Hai

Aabshaaron Ki Yaad Aati Hai

Aabshaaron Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Fir Kinaron Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Jo Nahin Hai Magar Unhi Se Hoon
Un Nazaron Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Zakhm Pehle Ubhar Ke Aate Hain
Aayine Mein Nihaar Kar Khud Ko
Kuch Ishaaron Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Aasman Ki Seyah Raaton Ko
Ab Sitaron Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Shor Mein Kuch Bhi Yaad Kya Aaye
Bas Pukaron Ki Yaad Aati Hai

-Kumar Vishwas

Koi Deewana Kehta Hai

Koi deewana kehta hai,koi paagal samajhta hai
magar dharti ki bechaini ko bus pagal samajhta hai
mein tujhse door kaisa hoon, tu mujhse door kaisi hai
ye tera dil samajhta hai, yaa mera dil samajhta hai

Mauhabbat ek ehsasson ki pawan si kahaani hai
kabhi kabira deewana tha, kabhi meera diwani thi
yahaan sab log kehte hain meri aankhon mein aasoon hain
jo tu samjhe to moti hai, naa samjhe to paani hai

samandar peer ka andar hai lekin ro nahin sakta
ye aasoon pyaar ka moti hai isko kho nahin sakta
meri chahaht ko apna tu bana lena magar sun le
jo mera ho nahin paaya wo tera ho nahin sakta


Ki brahmar koi kumudni par machal baitha to hangama
hamaare dil mein koi khwab pal baitha to hungama
abhi tak doob kar sunte the sab kissa mauhabbat ka
mein kisse ko hakikat mein badal baitha to hungaama

Teacher - Bharat me

Teacher - Bharat me
Kitne Mahapurush paida huyr..?
Santa - Bharat me aajtak,
Koi Mahapurush to kya,
Purush bhi paida nahi hua...

Sab Bachche Hi Paida Huye..

santa ek bar jyotish ke paas gya.
jyotis-tumara naam santa hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tumare patni ka naam doli hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tumare 5 bacche hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tum aaj 5 kilo chawal liye ho.
santa-are aap to antaryami hai.
jyotis-are bhag raashan card leke aaya hai,agli baar jnamkundli lekar aana.

Santa Ke Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasveer Lagi Hui Dekh Kar Banta Ne Puchha.

Banta: “Ye Tasveer Kyun Laga Rakhi Hai?”

Santa: “Laughing Buddha Lene Gaya Tha, Dukandar Ne Kaha Ye Latest Hai Le Lo“

Announcmnt Ho Rha Tha
1Bacha Mila H JIN KA H
Aa Kar Le Jae
Santa Aaya Aur Kehne Laga,
Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.

Santa shadi me bahut der se khana kha rha tha
1 aadmi:kitna khaoge?
Santa:mai khud pareshan hu yaar
Card me likha tha Dinner:7 to 11 pm

Santa school me hass raha tha,
1 ladka bola chup kar.
Santa:-Q,tum kaun ho..?
Ladka:-main moniter hun,
Santa bola:-main CPU hun...Ab bol

Santa:-
Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?
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Banta:-
Mujhe"Kya Karna !
Ye Do "Behno"Ka"
Aapsi "Mamla" hai.

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
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Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
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SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon,
Woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
Oo woh boli ??
Maine kal hi,
Nayi Sandal kharidi hain??

Santa 2 riksawal: bhaiya hanuman mandir jaoge..
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Riksawal: ha..
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Santa: toh fir prasad lete aana.