Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Holi

Holi Ke Bahane Ladki Patane Ke 5 Rangeen Tarike - 

Holi hai rango ka tyohar, holi ke is khas mauke ko yun hi na gavaiye. Kisi se apni mohobbat ka izhaar karne ka isse achha mauka bhala aur kya ho sakta hai…To apnaiye ye 5 rangeele upaay, aur rangon ke is tyohar ko hamesha ke liye yaadgar bana lijiye…

1. Use sirf hara rang hi lagao, hara rang sachhe pyar ki nishani hai.

2. Use jab rang lagao to uske saare chehre ko aise ghiso jaise usne kai saalon se nahi nahaya ho, use mehsoos hona chahiye ki tum kya batana chaah rahe ho.

3. Pehle use Chips, Gujhia, Bhang ke Pakore Dahi Bhalle ityaadi khilao, baad mein aisa rango jaisa aaj tak kisi ne na ranga ho. Khali pet rangoge to ishq ka asar kam hoga.

4. Use apni god mein uthakar paani ke toube mein phenk do. Aur jab phenko to use bhi lagna chahiye ki tumhare baajuon mein kitna dum hai.

5. Gaay ke gobar se holi khelo, hum vachan dete hain, uske baad wo tumhare saath jo karegi, tum use zindagi bhar nahi bhool sakoge. :P :D

Alok Naath's Counter Strike commands ?

Alok Naath's Counter Strike commands ?
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Enemy Spotted- Samdhi Ji Dikhe
Need Backup- Need Aashirwaad
Cover me-Ghunghat Daalo Beti !
Thanks - Shukriya samdhi ji !
Affirmative - Ji zaroor !
Negative - Ji nahi !
Last but not the least
Get out of there it's gonna blow - Bahar aa
jaiye, aarti shuru hone wali hai ! :P