Alok Nath Jokes - Hindi

Q: Why was Kailash Kher standing in the roadways
bus?
A: Kyonki aadhi sawaari ko seat nahin milti
Kailash Kher makes a phone call to talk to BigB,
standing next to him.
Kailash Kher sleeps on the Space Bar of his laptop's
keyboard.
Kailash Kher: Where's my phone?
Mom: Fridge pe rakhha hai.
Kailash Kher: Oh. Chalo ab toh naya khareedna
padega.
Kailash Kher jogs on his mobile keypad to dial a
number. xP
Breaking news : iPhone 6 will be taller than Kailash
Kher
Kailash Kher ke paida hone pe doctor ne sabse pehle
bola "Lagta hai bhagwaan ne missed call di thi". xD
Once Kailash Kher attempted suicide by jumping from
the chair
Kailash Kher walks into a bar and meets Aamir Khan.
Kailash: where is everybody?
Aamir: all are high bro!
Kailash Kher's full picture is eligible for passport size
picture in forms. :P