- Vampires and Tempoon :
- One day a vampire goes to a bar and asks for a pint of blood but doesn’t get any and walks out…
A couple of minutes later he returns and asks for a cup of hot water… The bartender, confused, asks him why he needs hot water…?
Vampire: I found a used tampoon and wanted to make tea…
- When you are on HIGH SEX ...
- Question and Answer :
- Girl: What is the opposite of laughing?
Boy: F-cking.
Girl: What?
Boy: Yes!…..because when you are laughing you say “Ha ha ha ha” and when ur f-cking you say “Ah ah ah ah”.
- Family Story :
- A couple was having sex besides their three years old sleeping son. After a while they climaxed with huge orgasms. They were moaning and gasping. Suddenly the son, who was sitting and looking at them anxiously by then, asked, father mother are you exhausted?
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Few ADULT and Tampoon Jokes
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