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Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
o O o Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
o O o Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.
o O o Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.
o O o Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.
o O o Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
o O o Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
o O o Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
o O o Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
o O o Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.
o O o Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.
o O o Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.
o O o Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
o O o Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
o O o Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
o O o Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.
o O o Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
o O o Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.
o O o Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
o O o Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
o O o Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
o O o Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
o O o Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

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    Yo mama teeth are so black, the car’s check oil light comes on.

    Yo mama is not so smart, she studied for a drug test.

    Yo momma is so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head so she could make-up her mind.

    Yo mama is so fat, she dosen’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
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    Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on the toilet it broke right into pieces.  

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    Your mama so stupid, she sat on the tv to watch the couch.

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    Yo mammas so black she went to night school and they marked her absent.

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    Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said “moving.”

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    Yo mamma so skinny they use her as a toothpick at wimpy.

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    Your mama is so fat that your father needs a GPS to find her ass.