Funny Jokes on the WOMEN

A son went to a restaurant with his dad who was in his 70s. After a while, a girl with a rainbow colorful hair came in. The dad kept staring at the girl.
The girl got mad and said, “Hey old man, didn’t you do anything crazy when you were young?”
The dad replied, “I did, like f*cking a parrot and I was wondering if you were my daughter.”

My joke if I can recall few years ago.
Once there was a husband named Harder living with his wife in a bungalow house. The door of the house has 2 holes.
One day they got bankrupt. The wife was carrying tons of boxes. When she was approaching the door, she slipped and her breasts got stuck in both holes of door.
A mail man arrived and wonder what’s that and thought it’s a doorbell and squeezed it. The wife screams and call for her husband, “Harder!”
So the mail man squeezed her breasts even harder while the wife keeps calling her husband.
She changed the tones ............. AND Man replied Ahhha Nice door bell ...!