Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!  


Hope you like them. Please share if you have some really funny knock knock jokes