KNOCK KNOCK

FEW KNOCK KNOCK BY FRIENDS AND VIEWERS : 

1.By Rebacca :

    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Who Who?
    I didn’t know you were an owl!


2. by Stephen

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No silly cows go moo.

3. By Jim

    lol funny knock knock jokes! :)

4. By W0nderful101

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupt—-
    MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

5. By Stephen

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Soup.
    Soup who?
    Souperman!

6. By  Zoe

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.

7. By  Anabella

    Knock, Knock,
    Who’s there?
    Cash
    Cash-who?
    No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

8. By Stephen

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla.
    Gorilla who?

    Gorilla me a steak.




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10. By Hidden

    I got the best knock knock joke in the world:

    *Knock Knock*
    Who’s there?
    THE DOOR!!!

11.By  Emilly

    Wooow amazing .. . . jokes peeps keep ‘em’ coming . . . . no but they were really good !! :)

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    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you! (I love you!)

14. FunnyGuy —

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aardvark.
    Aardvark who?
    Aardvark (hard work) always pays off in the end.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Schnauzer.
    Schnauzer who?
    Schnauzer (so how’s your) homework coming?

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Eerie.
    Eerie who?
    Eerie go again!

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wilma.
    Wilma who?
    Wilma howling keep you awake all night?

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up. I don’t want to miss the elephant parade.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Design.
    Design who?
    Design said beware of dogs!

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ty.
    Ty who?
    Ty up the dog before he runs away.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ox.
    Ox who?
    Ox me nice and I will take you out for ice cream.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pig.
    Pig who?
    Pig me up at fire o’clock.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow.
    Cow who?
    Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this knocking?

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Fitz.
    Fitz who?
    Fitz the doorbell and I won’t have to knock.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sty.
    Sty who?
    Sty home from school if you feel ill.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pig.
    Pig who?
    Pig on someone your own size.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kelp.
    Kelp who?
    Kelp me. I can’t swim!

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mae.
    Mae who?
    Mae I sit next to you?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Warren.
    Warren who?
    Warren you in this same class last year?

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Omar.
    Omar who?
    Omar goodness! I’m locked out.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bertha.
    Bertha who?
    Bertha day greetings to you.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tamara.
    Tamara who?
    Tamara is another school day. Yuk!

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Watson.
    Watson who?
    Watson your mind?

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Carmen.
    Carmen who?
    Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I’m sue.
    I’m sue who?
    I’m sue sorry to be late.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jester.
    Jester who?
    Jester minute. I’m still thinking.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Juno.
    Juno who?
    Juno how long I’ve been waiting out here?

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Len.
    Len who?
    Len me ten bucks until payday.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gwen.
    Gwen who?
    Gwen are you going to open this darn door?

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I’m shad.
    I’m shad who?
    I’m shad to see you go.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Will Hugh?
    Will Hugh who?
    Will Hugh marry me?

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Halo.
    Halo who?
    Halo and goodbye. I’m tired of waiting.

    ————–

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I mist.
    I mist who?
    I mist you at the party last night.

15.by  Kieran

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    ChesterField
    ChesterField Who?
    ChesterField my leg so I slapped him.

16. By Mr.Derp

    Funny :)

17. By Hailey

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cat.
    Cat who?
    Cat me if you can.

18.By  Malia Alley

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ma.
    Ma who?
    Your a mahoo.

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    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Idk you were an owl.

19. By Gracie :

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting doctor.
    Interrup-You have cancer.
    ________________________
    This one comes in 2 parts:

    Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
    Why?
    Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Not Sarah
    _________________________
    This one comes in 3 parts:

    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Eader
    Eader who?
    Eader bunny.

    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Car
    Car who?
    Car go broom broom over across a Eader bunny

    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry there’ll be another Eader bunny next year.

20. By Allie
    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Mist
    Mist Who?
    I don’t know, you tell me.

21. By Alice Young

    Wow these jokes are funny. Here is mine, even funnier :D

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pick.
    Pick who?
    Pick-a-boo.

22. By  Loulou

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Carry.
    Carry who?
    Carry me home.

23.By  Chandler

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Homework.
    Homework who?
    Do your home work or you grounded from being knock on lololol

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    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Not you.

    ====

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rob.
    Rob who?
    Rob you.

    ====

    Knock knock.
    Be quiet I’m trying to sleep here.

24. By Erica

    Yah I laughed so much that I got a frog in my throat. Awesome.

25. By Amy

    Love the knock knock jokes. It’s good the humor still exists.


26. By Andrea

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Spell
    Spell who?
    W-h-o

27.By  A.fatah

    Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Guess.
    Guess who?
    Me!

28. By Ayla

    Don’t tell this joke at 8 o’clock.

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Doctor.
    Doctor who?
    I didn’t think that the office started til 8 o’clock.