GIRLS SECRET

GIRLS SECRET :  

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”    

Chinese Girl : 

A Chinese couple came to stay in Ghana and had a baby but the baby was black.
The husband, Yen, asked his wife, Chu, “Why is the baby black?”
Chu answered, “Yen, you know we are in Ghana, no electricity, room hot, you hot, me hot, sex hot, baby burn.” 

Question and Answer :  

Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: Boooo-bies

Girl and Boy : 

Girl & boy go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? The boy’s hand.
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Yesterday’s news: A blond jogging at the park was rapped.
Today’s news: Hundreds of blonds are jogging at the park!!
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Girl to Mom: When I see the neighbor’s son, my braa tightens.
Mom: Next time, don’t wear the bra, his pant would tighten.