Reducing Weight
1 ladki ne weighing machine mein coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke main dalunga!!!
Dosti Ka Gift
Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.
Bra Ad in Punjabi
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...
Angrez Learning Hindi
Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.
Jaan Bach Gayi
My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.
Nanga Aadmi aur Haathi
Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye.
Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha, "Tum itni chiti si chiz (thing) se saans kaise lete ho.
Kab se Pyar Karte Ho
Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..
Apni Shaadi
1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna
3 Chor
Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.
Best Quote
Quote of the millenium:- "Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones.
AITBAAR
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.
Hairan ya Pareshan
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erected hai!
Police to Mujrim
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
Aurat ke haath me
Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.
Prayer
SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.
Sar pe time bomb
Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??
Sar??
bomb??
abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“
haa naaa......
On the first night
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"
Sardar to Tapori Boys
Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."
1 ladki ne weighing machine mein coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke main dalunga!!!
Dosti Ka Gift
Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
||
||
||
||
Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.
Bra Ad in Punjabi
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...
Angrez Learning Hindi
Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.
Jaan Bach Gayi
My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.
Nanga Aadmi aur Haathi
Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye.
Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha, "Tum itni chiti si chiz (thing) se saans kaise lete ho.
Kab se Pyar Karte Ho
Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..
Apni Shaadi
1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna
3 Chor
Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.
Best Quote
Quote of the millenium:- "Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones.
AITBAAR
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.
Hairan ya Pareshan
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erected hai!
Police to Mujrim
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
Aurat ke haath me
Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.
Prayer
SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.
Sar pe time bomb
Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??
Sar??
bomb??
abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“
haa naaa......
On the first night
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"
Sardar to Tapori Boys
Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."
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