Cell Phone Ki Waja Say Brain

• Importnce of THUMB
  .
  Child use it as feeder
  .
  Illiterate people,
  4 stamp
  .
  Winners
  4 victory
  &
  My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs
  Na g na hun hath na chuko.

• WARNING..!
  Cell Phone  ke waja say Brain Cancer ho sakta hay
  But
  How Lucky u r.?
  No Brain
  No Tension…..

• Kitna Hai Groor Tujhy Apny is Hussan Py”Dost”
  Meri Nazr Se Dekh Khud ko
  Steel Di Tooti Warga Mun Ae Tera. 

Girl To Boy Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu 

• Khatarnak insult..
  GiRL to boy-
  main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
  Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu..
  .
  Boy- toh.??
  .
  .
  Band tha kya .

• Boy:
  Agr tum meri na hui to me tumhe
  kisi ka b nai hony donga!
  Girl.:
  Or agr tumhari hogai to kia sabki hony do gy?
  Oh Shit:
  Saali Sprite P k aai hai kya!

Aap K Number Say Bi Msg Aa Geya

• Aik Din Aisa Hadsa Huwa K..
  .
  Kiya Bataon
  .
  ALLAH Muaf Karye
  .
  Toba Toba
  .
  .
  K
  ”Aap K Number Say Bi Msg Aa Geya”
  Dasso!
  Qayamat Diyan
  Nishaniyan…

• Judge:
  Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal 3 Din Q Chori ki?
  Sardar:
  ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K liye Suit Chori Kiya,
  Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change Krny Gaya Tha.

Girl Tum Ladke Sab Ek Jaise Kiun

Very Cute Insult :
Girl Tum Ladke Sab ek Jaise kiun HoTe Ho?
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.
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Very nice reply by boy.
”’TuM SaB Ko kiun Try KarTi Ho”.

Phoolon Wali Brazier Nazar Aa Rahi

Super bisti.
Larki:
Mera bag 2500, sandal 2200 or Suit 3000 K hain.
Larka:
Bas Karo Phele dupatta sahi Karlo 90 rupay ki Phoolon
Wali brazier Nazar aa rahi hai.

Kal Raat Kutta Bhonk Raha Tha 

Kal raat kutta bhonk raha tha,
+
“FARAZ”
Wao0o0o
Wao0o
Wao00o
Wao0o0o
Wao0o
Wao0o
Wao0o
Wao0o
+
Haan Haan bilkul Aise hi.
+
(‘.’)>
/) )
_//_ tu tha kya?

Kabhi To Humari Gali Aao

Kabhi to humari gali aao
thora sa sharmao muskurao
Apni ankho se zulfen uthao
humare ghar ki bell bajao
Aur
awaz lagao
“Kachra laao
“kachra laao….
(“.)
) (:_____________:
_/ _ (()—–(()
Oye jaldi laa time nahi hai.

Colgate Se Daant Saaf Karain

colgate se daant saaf karain
“pepsodent” se mazboot karain
”closeup” se fresh karain
or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae..
“HARPIC” use karain
Q k “HARPIC” de 5 gunah ziada bethar saafai.

Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak Ho 

Agr Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak ho jae
Ghar Mei
Farishty Aen,
Ghar Mei
Barkat Ho,
Ghar Se
Preshani Khatam ho jae,
To?
Plz Aap Ghar Se Nikal Jaen

Ghalib Ko Apni Mehboba Se

Prfsor:
Zindgi bhar Ghalib ki arzo rahi k us
ki mehbooba khaseen zulfon se sharab
k katray tapken or wo use halaq men utar le.
Boy:
sir agr us k baalon men jouwen hon to
Ghalib wo b halaq men utar lety…???
prfsor:
Ghalib ko apni mehboba se
ye arzoo thi apki mehboba se nahi..

Ultimate Insult Girl To a Boy

Ultimate insult:
girl to a boy :
“You Are Like A COIN”
boy:
“Awwww, Valuable .. ?”
girl:
“No, Two Faced”
“Thipy de mu wala”.

Boht Bari Galti Ho Gai

Oooh!
Shit!!
Aray Ye kia Ho Gaya Mujh se
Aisa Nahn Hona chahie Tha
Boht Bari Galti Ho Gai.
.
.
Uff ALLAH!,,
.
.
Itne Busy Insan Ko Msg Send Ho Gaya.

Ay Phool Apni Khushbo

Ay phool apni khushbo mere
Dost ko de dena…
Sardiyoon k mosam main woh nahaya nahi
Krta.

Film Me Kam Karoge

Hello Dost!
Film Me Kam Karoge?
Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamray Me Le Jaigi phir,
.
.
.
.
Apko Goli Mar Degi,
Film Ka Naam Hai,
Kanjar di Mout.!

Apna Face Mobile ki Screen k Samnay

Thora sa apna face mobile ki screen k samnay karo!
.
Thora sa or..
Thora lft se or.
Bs bs thek hy
Hilna nai.
Laakkkkkhh di Lannat..
Kabi sms b kr dya kro.

 

Ur Behaviour is Realy Hurting Me 

Mujse kya ghalti ho gayi he janab?.
Y r u avoiding me? Atleast week mai 1 dafa to yad krlia kro.
Ur behaviour is realy hurting me
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.
.
.
.
Fqat Apka
Tooth Brush.
good morning  

Aap Jese Log Sardiyon Me

Aap jese log sardiyon me kese nahate hain?
?
?
?
Sheeshe k samne khare hote hain,
phir sheeshe pe pani phenk k kehte hain.
Oye mar gaye enna thanda pani.

I Like 3 Things in My Life

I like 3 things in my life:
1) Biryani
2) Sprite
3) You
Reason:
Biryani for eating,
Sprite for drinking,
And you
.
.
Sonyo bartan kon dhoyega

Aye Dost Teri Taaleem

Aye Dost!
Teri Taaleem,
Degres,
&
Likhna / Perhna,
Kis Kaam Ka?
Mobile To Tu Ab Bhi ‘Angoothay’ Hi Se Use Karta Hai.
Angootha Chhap.

Cartoon Network

DIL:
se Ap Ka Khyaal Jata Nahi,
Ap k Sawa kuch Yad Ata Nahi,
Hasrat hy k Ap Ko Roz Dekhen,
“”Leken”"
Hmare
T.V pr Cartoon Network ata Nahi

 

I Like Your Teeth

girl:
I like ur ‘teeth’.
boy:
Oh really, why?
girl:
Becoz yellow is my favorite color.
(_”)
<||
_/ .. inni bizti.  

 

 

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