Father: What did u learn at school?

Father: What did u learn at school?
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Santa : Give and take!
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Father: Good.
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Santa : Yes....I gave banta a punch and took his lunch.

Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.
Gun Ghar Par Me Bhul Gaye
Fir B Bank Lut Lia

KAISE?
Bank Manager SANTA Tha
bola
koi baat nahi i trust u,
gun muze kal dikha dena...

Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-

"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai?
Banta: Rail gadi
Santa: Tujhe kaise pata
Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!

100m ki race ho rahi thi.

The refree said' 1,2,3, GO!'
Everybody started running.

except Santa.

Refree- why r u not running?

Santa- my no.is 4.

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!

Sant.2 riksewale
Bhaiya hanuman mandir jaoge.








Riksawala.-ha




Santa-to fir parsad lete aana

Sania Mirza : I hav each n evry knowledge abt tennis.U can ask me anything
santa:- ok tell me,
how many holes are in NET?
Sania shock.
Santa rocks.;-)

Ek baar 1 Train achanak patri se utar
gayi,
Kheton mein idhar udhar jaane
lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi.
Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver
Santa pe.
Puchha ki kya hua.
Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khada tha aur hat hi nahi raha tha.
Officer:Santa - Pagal ho kya? 1 admi ke liye tumne sare passengers ki zindagi jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko kuchal dena tha!!!
Santa:Main wahi to karne jaa raha tha
ki achanak wo patri se utar kar kheton
mein idhar udhar bhagne laga