Teacher - Bharat me

Teacher - Bharat me
Kitne Mahapurush paida huyr..?
Santa - Bharat me aajtak,
Koi Mahapurush to kya,
Purush bhi paida nahi hua...

Sab Bachche Hi Paida Huye..

santa ek bar jyotish ke paas gya.
jyotis-tumara naam santa hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tumare patni ka naam doli hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tumare 5 bacche hai.
santa-jee
jyotis-tum aaj 5 kilo chawal liye ho.
santa-are aap to antaryami hai.
jyotis-are bhag raashan card leke aaya hai,agli baar jnamkundli lekar aana.

Santa Ke Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasveer Lagi Hui Dekh Kar Banta Ne Puchha.

Banta: “Ye Tasveer Kyun Laga Rakhi Hai?”

Santa: “Laughing Buddha Lene Gaya Tha, Dukandar Ne Kaha Ye Latest Hai Le Lo“

Announcmnt Ho Rha Tha
1Bacha Mila H JIN KA H
Aa Kar Le Jae
Santa Aaya Aur Kehne Laga,
Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.

Santa shadi me bahut der se khana kha rha tha
1 aadmi:kitna khaoge?
Santa:mai khud pareshan hu yaar
Card me likha tha Dinner:7 to 11 pm

Santa school me hass raha tha,
1 ladka bola chup kar.
Santa:-Q,tum kaun ho..?
Ladka:-main moniter hun,
Santa bola:-main CPU hun...Ab bol

Santa:-
Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?
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Banta:-
Mujhe"Kya Karna !
Ye Do "Behno"Ka"
Aapsi "Mamla" hai.

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye.
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Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
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SANTA.:-
Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon,
Woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
Oo woh boli ??
Maine kal hi,
Nayi Sandal kharidi hain??

Santa 2 riksawal: bhaiya hanuman mandir jaoge..
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Riksawal: ha..
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Santa: toh fir prasad lete aana.