Wah Wah Shayari

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!




Har doori mitani padhti hai

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.




Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji


Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad-Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!



Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai


Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.



Dost ruthe to rab ruthe

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.




Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge


Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.




India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar


India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.




Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo


Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..



Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari


Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki
Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire,

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Khushiyo ke samundar mein.


Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi


Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe,
Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,
jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,
Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi.